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Hornlover

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  1. Sure, I'll take unsolicited advice on how not to get divorced from some rando on the internet with a bouncing ass gif for an avatar.
  2. Not bad looking, but when my wife asked "What is that thing" and I told her it was for a donation for Longhorn Football, she rolled her eyes and said "Jesus Christ". I neglected to mention to her that it was a recurring donation. So, in keeping with the Happy Wife Happy Life mantra, I'm going to not flaunt my car decal.
  3. She burned out her nostrils on cocaine like looch?
  4. Posted in the Rangers thread, but I'll cross post here. Zac Gallen pitched against the Rangers twice this year. Won 1, Lost 1
  5. DBacks are starting Zac Gallen in game one. Pitched against the Rangers twice this year. Won 1, Lost 1.
  6. Ideally you pitch Monty game 1, Eovaldi game 2, Scherzer game 3, and then have Gray/Heaney/Dunning finish the sweep in game 4.
  7. I remember the shit out of the Bills Oilers game.
  8. Ummm, I remember the last time the Rangers let a Cuban right fielder come in and pitch for the lulz. He tore his UCL, needed Tommy John surgery, and missed the rest of the season.
  9. https://247sports.com/player/riley-pettijohn-46132886/ Riley Pettitjohn with a top 12.
  10. "Aggie Football. Every year is like a roller coaster. Starting in the preseason, then moving on to the Out of Conference Schedule when you start to hear the Heisman Talk. Every year there's an early setback, but things are always headed up and up on into October. Then, it's just, furk."
  11. Here's to hoping that all of the calls favoring the Astros were because of home-field bias and not some wider conspiracy. And hopefully the umps can continue to favor the home team over the next 3 games.
  12. Well, anything other than a soul for that ginger baby.
  13. Wow, I love fucking Jung, boys! (that comma doing lots of work)
  14. They didn't really care about his homer. Just kinda ignored it.
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