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Hornlover

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  1. The problem with us hoping to block a punt today, is that we must first stop them and force a punt.
  2. Went out in my front yard to see the flyover. Was like cooking an amazing brisket - low and slow, and a sight to behold.
  3. My wife said she's a Peloton instructor. 🤷
  4. Wait, if Sark has had the Offensive GamePlan installation ready for 4 months, then he must have known 4 months ago who his quarterback was going to be. Unless a guy known to be an offensive mastermind would install the exact same gameplan for two quarterbacks with two different skillsets.
  5. Wait, is this another one of those Gentleman's Agreements?
  6. Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You can go wrong when you don't pick the greatest RB in College Football history, Ricky Fucking Williams.
  7. Basically, you want them under 11.0 . That translates to about the equivalent of a 4.5 sec 40. Maybe under 10.8.
  8. C'mon Wells, stop it with EDGE. But, ummm... edge-backer? That's new.
  9. Both can simultaneously be true. We've been calling our OLine trash for a while. Thankfully, the youth movement looks like it's going to be a success, and it won't stay trash all season.
  10. Wait, a guy that never misses a game, and likely spends thousands of dollars a year to watch the Horns play teams like ULM, Rice, and TCU is gonna have regrets for missing out on a potential $1400 payday? Tell me you're a poor, without telling me you're a poor.
  11. That scared shitless feeling they have is actually pretty close to the surface. Besides, I've never met an aggy that had any actual depth.
  12. Maybe we're going to pay Malachi Nelson a bunch of money to come watch the game, just so we can look cool?
  13. Tech QB Tyler Shough will be out with a shoulder injury for a while. Looks like sophomore Donovan Smith will get the start. He went 2-2 last year replacing the injured Shough. Smith played QB at Frenship as a HS senior, and was a WR and backup QB at Bishop Gorman in NV. I've no idea how good he really is.
  14. Ah, you must be from Houston, and don't know any better. Do yourself a favor. Get yourself to West. Find something authentic, light, airy, and delicious. Throw away that bready garbage from Shipley's.
  15. Worse than a Shipley's Kolache? Yeah, probably not. Those things are disgusting.
  16. You bring them in, because we are not big gaping pussies that cry and cower in the corner at the mere thought of playing Alabama. We are going to show up and expect to win the fucking game. And so you show the recruits an amazing gameday atmosphere, all of the perks and privileges of a big time game between two blue blood schools, and a hungry team that will compete for championships.
  17. I'll have you know there is still 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter, sir.
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