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Omeire made it into the game and had one catch. Good for him coming back from 2 knee surgeries to make it into a game. 🤘 Hook 'Em, Troy! 🤘

Texas 30 Bama 27 Ewers 268

But how will we know if the Brocks didn't make the two-deep, without a depth chart?

He probably meant 1st and 2nd year players.

FIFY... In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, OU might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of quality QBs might be their El Guapo. For you, El Guapo is a big, dangerous, Alabama team who wants to kill you.

I picked up the necessary supplies for tomorrow night's game.

Miami could get their shit together and have players cruising around South Beach in Lambos and Ferraris

My thinking on ULM scoring 20 points was thus: 1 Offensive TD. 1 Hudson Card pick 6 in the second half. 1 Garbage TD at the end where they go for the 2pt conversion and miss it.

Texas - 54 ULM - 20 Bijan - 231 yds total offense (181 rushing, 50 receiving)

Bama - Obvious reasons. Bryce Young, Will Anderson, and a loaded roster everywhere else. The only things that might prevent a return to the CFP are 1) B.O.B. , 2) a WR corps that fell apart in the championship game. or 3) The sleeping giant in College Station that Saban is afraid of. OSU - Loaded roster, especially on offense. Michigan won't be as good this year. Should be a fairly easy run through the B1G. Preventing them from a CFP run 1) New DC might not improve defense enough 2) Injuries 3) Ryan Day arrested for pederasty Notre Dame - Tons of talent, and a somewhat favorable schedule. They get OSU early, and a close loss will keep them in the hunt. That's followed by a bunch of games against "Brand Name" teams that aren't that great. A win against an overrated Clemson and overrated USC at the end of the season will garner them lots of attention. What might spoil it for ND? 1) New coach pitfalls 2) Youth at skill positions 3) An artery-clogging loss to 'Ole Butterteeth. Texas - Why not us? An offense loaded with talent and speed everywhere. Our mullet-sporting gunslinger with a rocket arm and an Aston Martin, will pull the thang out and plan to bang bombs over baghdad. In his wake, he will be leaving a trail of burnt db's and slayed chicas. Things preventing us from the CFP 1) Our defense might still be shitty 2) Young OLine 3) Lack of depth charts, Texas boosters making poor roster decisions, and players fighting in the locker room over the fairness of their NIL deals.

Marion - "Sorry 24's, I will not be calling you at midnight" Also Marion, "Hey Micah, it's Coach Marion. You awake?"

Hustle never sleeps

That was before Brian Kelly, who has a much stronger moral compass. Kelly makes the players stand on a scissor jack in 30 mph winds before he signs off that they are fully medically cleared.

But now they can write one, two, or three articles on "speculating" what the depth chart will be.

GBH, is somehow even worse than TexAgs. https://www.goodbullhunting.com/2022/8/28/23325694/haynes-king-heisman-odds-skyrocket-named-texas-a-m-aggies-starting-qb-college-football I'd love to see the people placing actual money on Haynes King winning the Heisman.

Maybe it's just to make it a little bit harder for Bama to prepare for us this week. It could be "Hey guys, the depth chart isn't set in stone. You have 1 week to work your ass off if you want to start on Saturday." It could be Sark is just fucking with the media, and doesn't want to have to answer dumb question from Kurt and FCB. Or maybe (as aggy tells it), the boosters are putting too much pressure on Sark to name their preferred starters, and all of our players have fragile egos that he has to protect by not releasing a depth chart.

If it helps, I see an Eagle Rare 10 - Spec's "Single Barrel Select" for $80 on one of the Facebook secondary groups I follow.

The text underneath the picture says 7 years MGP. I don't think there's a consensus on who the source is for all of their expressions.

And THAT'S the guy that aggy boosters forced Jimbo to name the starter?!?

You're discounting their ability to equivocate, and say "If King hadn't gotten injured we'd have won the National Championship".

If you zoom in, obviously it's at Raymond's.

Spitting out your cosmo is considered poor manners. Oh, and there are only a handful of non-minorities at SOC.