I delivered pizza/food from age 16 till I graduated college. Most bizarre experience was delivering for Hao's Chinese on Lower Greenville.
I took a massive order to a huge mansion in Lakewood and the bitch wife made me open everything and set it up in her kitchen, like I was fucking caterer. Nice 8% tip.
I get back to the store and they tell me the bitch had called screaming that there were cockroaches in most of her food. We all figured it was some kind of scam, but the owner made me go back there to check it out.
When I got to the door, the bitch owner grabs me and drags me inside, then starts pointing out all the "roaches" in the food. I didn't see any and I told her that. She starts throwing stuff from the dishes at my face, screaming about "roaches ROACHES!". I pick one of them up and tell her "ma'am, these are pieces of roasted ginger. Everything you just threw at me is ginger".
She continued screaming about roaches until I left.