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cmontexas

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  1. Impressed they found a way to make JB Hunt trailers move even slower
  2. Shadeur makes Spencer Rattler look like Colt
  3. Farrell will just drop the "projecting QBs is the hardest thing to do in sports" when its clear he can no longer defend that take. Like he's hitting a baseball or fucking pole vaulting
  4. Whatever coach follows Deion at Colorado is going to enjoy the easiest round of "doing things differently in the new regime" preseason press coverage there ever was
  5. Rhule is the only home run hire out there, unless Saban gets sick of Pat McAfee and watching DeBoer dominate at Bama and erase his memory
  6. UPS drivers are also skewed towards being rural people. Kinda like senators; Mineral Wells gets 3-4 drivers every day because of the miles involved in servicing the territory. Downtown Fort Worth only has 3-4 drivers despite a much higher population (maybe less now that Sasha Bass has run everyone off). Drivers also tend to live on their routes and in small towns like Sulphur Springs or Palestine, driving for UPS is one of the only jobs left that an uneducated small town dipshit can show up and make 100,000 a year while going home and seeing his family every night. We know how those guys vote
  7. Saints averaged 9.3 yards per play when they used motion. Other teams will follow suit. Zimmer calls defense like he's stuck in 2004. It's like if I got online and tried to play Madden against these kids today. Going to be a long season
  8. Bill hates Hurts like a regular guy
  9. What needs to happen for this fuck to be kicked out of the USA and never allowed back?
  10. Half the country perpetuates the lie that teachers are all sexual predators out to modify the genitalia of their helpless, innocent children
  11. I could see him killing it in the big 12 at TCU like his new teammates fathers
  12. Nico will be the heavy favorite after he destroys the sooners next week
  13. He looks like Andrew Luck
  14. Kevin Can F* Himself is a genius sendup of single camera studio audience sitcoms. Alexis from Schitts Creek gives an amazing performance switching from sitcom to dramatic acting from scene ri scene
  15. Quinn will be holding a turkey leg in an Allstate commercial with Johnny 8ball 14 months from now
  16. Donald Dump is right there and has been there this entire team, so huge we couldn't even see it
  17. Would they show these games late at night?
  18. Pretty sure Apollo Creed walked out to "Living in America" at least 75 years ago although my math may be off
  19. Rodgers looks like he can still throw the football as well as anyone alive. He doesn't seem like he sees the field or process the game the way you'd expect a 40 yo HOF qb to. Maybe due to his relative disinterest in the game. Maybe all the yage'.
  20. At the time he rolled up the window he thought he was just getting a traffic ticket. A picture of his Huracan on the side of the road isnt making TMZ. A pic of Tyreek Hill behind the wheel of a Huracan pulled over by cops would run on TMZ Unless you are suggesting Hill had the foresight to know he would be pulled from the car and become a huge news story
  21. Probably because he's on the side of a busy ass road and didn't want his picture on tmz
  22. Lol at fucking plebes trying to grab Mason right now
  23. I always draft extra lottery ticket rbs and have to drop one before week 1 starts to get a defensive player. I dropped Mason. Fuck you Rico Dowdle and Ray Davis
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