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Hot bitches included?

Feeling lucky?

Probably not. You might be better off looking at the west coast of FL, or the panhandle. Or the Carolinas. I once had a nice condo beach vacation on Ocean Isle Beach. Check out the Brunswick Islands, perhaps. Places to stay, plus nice house rental options too.

You seem obsessed with booking a therapist. I can’t help but think that attending meetings will bring you some form of mental and emotional peace and/or fortitude while you wait for whatever appts you scheduled. Just sayin.

That's sooooo fetch!

Little bastard is almost as good as I was at that age. Almost…..

A big rubber dick.

Is that Bob Sacamano?

I have a shitty relationship with my sister, so my view might be skewed. But…if $1500 doesn’t mean that much to you, just give it to her. Don’t loan it. If you think she’s just moving on to you cuz she’s already sucked everyone else dry, then tell her to fuck off. And then brace yourself for the backlash. I’ve done both, by the way.

Did the video actually show anything?

Day 10 here. First day that I didn’t think about my balls at all, so I guess I’m back to normal. I probably didn’t need them, but I took a few of the pain pills during the first few days of icing. Kept me nice and mellow. Will save the rest for when I do something stupid and pull something or whatever. Wife lubed it up and helped me shoot off my first load today. It was glorious. 29 more to go before October. Shouldn’t be a problem.

I am stoked for these. Thanks for the update!

He's gotta bitch about it and then tell us a story first.

Worth it? What’s the ballpark expense on these?

How much did you add to that pot?

Highly recommend Unmasked by Paul Holes for those of you wanting a Mindhunter-type True Crime fix with more of a science bent.

…blinker fluid…

My prototype so far. This website is dangerous.

Looks amazing!

Your most accurate post ever.

Need to dive into this thread because we just booked a Napa trip for next Spring. Plenty of time for research, reservations, etc. Our previous Napa trip was a week in 2014, flew into Oakland, and we stayed closer to the town of Napa. This time, we fly into Sacramento and head to Calistoga for 7 nights. Will do 4 nights back in Sac before heading back home as well. Staying at Dr. Wilkinson’s. Gonna take advantage of some of our membership perks at Chateau Montelena, will do French Laundry. Probably join my wife for some spa time (which would please her greatly). Other than that, we’ll figure the rest out. Gonna unroll my eyes, relax, and embrace the hippie-dippy Northern California vibe without programming ourselves too much. Staying at The Citizen in Sac after that. Never been to Sacramento…might as well check it out. Seemed like a nice way to burn some travel vouchers today, so we just booked it all. As long as it ain’t on fire…should be a good time.

Lotta fucking peasants here, too. “Don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful. Hate me cuz I’m better than you.”

Yes, you are…but rightly so. I did a Sandals for the first time in Feb. Never again. Too many peasants.

Spent the past few days absorbing this, along with relevant discography on deck.