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After irth

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  1. Dafuq you care?
  2. Do you find yourself frequently using the word “incarnation” in a sentence?
  3. Wow…I can’t let that one go. That is a terrible recipe and the author is clearly a fucking idiot. Or…maybe that’s what’s missing in my Gumbo…fucking KETCHUP!
  4. I was a Senior in HS before I realized where Pickles came from. I just assumed they grew on a tree or something. As a young kid, I thought "gross" was pronounced like "cross" when I would read it, and I didn't actually know what the word meant, even though I used the word "gross" verbally. I didn't put it together until I was corrected. Whenever I read it, I thought it meant "unacceptable" or something similar. Stupid vagaries of the English language.....
  5. Got the call yesterday. Evidently, my 42 loads in 60 days paid off. Sample I dropped off last week was all blanks. Once again, I highly recommend Dr. Kwatra and his staff in Conroe. Peace out, bitches. I’m off to bang some whores…!
  6. Bravo! You’re a punny guy!
  7. Amateur! I was “shooting” for 30, and I enlisted my inner circle to assist. Ended up with 42. No results back yet, but…good times!
  8. If you’re going Bonvoy, you can’t go wrong with the Ritz.
  9. No…Accept with Mark Tornillo who has fronted the band since 2010. I’ve seen Udo several times, too. He’s still awesome.
  10. Been a busy week. Saw Night Demon in Austin on Wednesday. Just got back from Accept in Houston tonight. Scored really good tickets for Helloween next May in Dallas. At 51, still not too old to Rock & Roll
  11. OP was feeling pretty basic.
  12. Like you’re being raped? Yeah, me too…I feel like a dirty little whore every time I set foot in there.
  13. Raven and Riot Act are starting a US tour. Gonna catch the first night in Jacksonville, FL on Thursday. Should be fun. I’ll be the guy in the Fire Down Under shirt.
  14. At 40, I was slaying them all. Old, young, large, small…lotsa fucks given. And then a 25 year old chubby girl got her hooks in me. That was 11 years ago. And I’m ok with that.
  15. Do you have a spreadsheet to track your winnings and losses?
  16. Now see…that is pertinent info that would’ve been helpful. How the hell are us 1%ers supposed to know what happens on public school sidelines? Now…I’m, frankly, quite annoyed that my tax dollars are being pissed away on copious Gatorade purchases. Thanks a lot, man… I mean…really!!
  17. After irth

    $120,000

    I could fuck your mom. 12,000 times…..
  18. Cool story, bro.
  19. That is an unnecessarily large amount.
  20. We realize that you have a choice when you fly. And you chose poorly.
  21. After irth

    Cart Narcs

    Instead of harrassing lazy cart-returners, it would be MORE of a public service if he busted people that park shitty.
  22. Agreed.
  23. The one in Seguin has all of these things and has been there for years.
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