After irth

Watch your cornhole.

Those stairs, though…..

We can have a new sub-forum just for this. It seems to be insidiously pervasive.

Always book the early appt, which means you start “the cleanse” earlier, and might actually get a little sleep once the tank empties. Fasting the day before definitely helps emptying things out as well.

Are you writing a book?

You have a wife?

Duration? Amenities? Comfort? Can you elaborate on the train ride experience?

You let her mow the lawn for ya, huh?

With that much Crawfish, the classics are always there. Jambalaya. Etouffee, Crawfish Pie Or were you wanting to think outside the box a bit?

90, huh? You brilliant bastard. Well done!

I had a rowdy 40-year old assistant in the room, but it wasn’t awkward at all. She was hilarious. I’m also not really shy, either. “Now, Honey, I’m just gonna gently tape your penis to your belly so it’s not in the way, ok?” ”Whatever you need to do…” It was a goofy and surreal experience.

Post-procedure update for those interested: Highly recommend Dr. Kwatra at Spring Creek Urology in Conroe (also offices in The Woodlands and Cypress). He’s the perfect mix of straight-shooter professionalism and big-kid personality. Margo on the assist was a peach as well. Overall, a very positive experience. I never felt a thing. My hand tat hurt a helluva lot more than this. Left with a very dull ache like I’ve been flicked in the balls. Can’t imagine I’m gonna take very many of the Tylenol 4 that he so generously provided, but I will gladly embrace a few days of being a couch potato while icing my balls. Got a few movies picked out and a new book to dig into. My doctor wife is very grateful I did this and has promised much TLC through the entire process. She took me to The Woodlands to wine and dine me on Sunday night, and then drove me back home to Lufkin yesterday evening after the snip. She already has gold stars ready for our Jizz Board to keep track of the 30 loads I need to blow before October. She’s a cheeky bitch. I think I’m gonna enjoy this.

Nope. Just had mine yesterday at 51.

Damn, man…that’s fucked up.

Rec from Dave Chapelle, amirite?

Just finished Jonathan Maberry’s first attempt at a Fantasy series. Kragen The Damned. Kinda uneven, but a lightweight, but feisty, tale of revenge. i’m glad I stuck with it. I enjoy his Joe Ledger books (which are fun and crazy in their mayhem), and I will gladly pick up his 2nd Fantasy novel when it releases in January.

I would highly recommend the All-Clad D-5 cookware except for the crappy handle. Don’t like it. Uncomfortable, not very ergonomic.

Recently replaced an expensive set of Le Creuset stainless pans (fuckers warped on me) with Sur La Table. So far, those pans have been wonderful. Just sayin.

So…a Tuesday?

That is some kind of fucking record of fat fucks in that pic. There should be a weight limit.

They own all the liquor stores, instead.

Seems like operator error.

You don’t have Ranch?

Thanks for the rec.

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