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After irth

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Everything posted by After irth

  1. Raven and Riot Act are starting a US tour. Gonna catch the first night in Jacksonville, FL on Thursday. Should be fun. I’ll be the guy in the Fire Down Under shirt.
  2. At 40, I was slaying them all. Old, young, large, small…lotsa fucks given. And then a 25 year old chubby girl got her hooks in me. That was 11 years ago. And I’m ok with that.
  3. Do you have a spreadsheet to track your winnings and losses?
  4. Now see…that is pertinent info that would’ve been helpful. How the hell are us 1%ers supposed to know what happens on public school sidelines? Now…I’m, frankly, quite annoyed that my tax dollars are being pissed away on copious Gatorade purchases. Thanks a lot, man… I mean…really!!
  5. After irth replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Lulz
    I could fuck your mom. 12,000 times…..
  6. Cool story, bro.
  7. That is an unnecessarily large amount.
  8. We realize that you have a choice when you fly. And you chose poorly.
  9. After irth replied to Celery Man's topic in Lulz
    Instead of harrassing lazy cart-returners, it would be MORE of a public service if he busted people that park shitty.
  10. The one in Seguin has all of these things and has been there for years.
  11. After irth replied to Celery Man's topic in Lulz
    Filmed or not, I would beat the ever-living fuck out of that prick. Kinda moot, though, but I ALWAYS return my cart to the return. If there's not a return, I'll walk the damn thing back to the store (I can use the damn steps!). Seems like it's just part of the responsibility of grabbing the damn thing in the first place. I try to stack the deck in my favor when I'm parking anyway. I usually park way out, where exit is easy, near the furthest cart return. I feel that this makes me a better person. Or...at least it helps, in some small fashion, to counteract the rest of the evil things I do in life...
  12. Not unless you fork over $10, first.
  13. Never thanked you for bringing the coke.
  14. Hot bitches included?
  15. Probably not. You might be better off looking at the west coast of FL, or the panhandle. Or the Carolinas. I once had a nice condo beach vacation on Ocean Isle Beach. Check out the Brunswick Islands, perhaps. Places to stay, plus nice house rental options too.
  16. You seem obsessed with booking a therapist. I can’t help but think that attending meetings will bring you some form of mental and emotional peace and/or fortitude while you wait for whatever appts you scheduled. Just sayin.
  17. That's sooooo fetch!
  18. Little bastard is almost as good as I was at that age. Almost…..
  19. A big rubber dick.
  20. I have a shitty relationship with my sister, so my view might be skewed. But…if $1500 doesn’t mean that much to you, just give it to her. Don’t loan it. If you think she’s just moving on to you cuz she’s already sucked everyone else dry, then tell her to fuck off. And then brace yourself for the backlash. I’ve done both, by the way.
  21. Did the video actually show anything?
  22. Day 10 here. First day that I didn’t think about my balls at all, so I guess I’m back to normal. I probably didn’t need them, but I took a few of the pain pills during the first few days of icing. Kept me nice and mellow. Will save the rest for when I do something stupid and pull something or whatever. Wife lubed it up and helped me shoot off my first load today. It was glorious. 29 more to go before October. Shouldn’t be a problem.
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