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After irth

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  1. He's gotta bitch about it and then tell us a story first.
  2. Worth it? What’s the ballpark expense on these?
  3. After irth replied to 1978horn's topic in Food and Travel
    How much did you add to that pot?
  4. After irth replied to DocZaius's topic in Books
    Highly recommend Unmasked by Paul Holes for those of you wanting a Mindhunter-type True Crime fix with more of a science bent.
  5. …blinker fluid…
  6. My prototype so far. This website is dangerous.
  7. After irth replied to 1978horn's topic in Food and Travel
    Looks amazing!
  8. Your most accurate post ever.
  9. Need to dive into this thread because we just booked a Napa trip for next Spring. Plenty of time for research, reservations, etc. Our previous Napa trip was a week in 2014, flew into Oakland, and we stayed closer to the town of Napa. This time, we fly into Sacramento and head to Calistoga for 7 nights. Will do 4 nights back in Sac before heading back home as well. Staying at Dr. Wilkinson’s. Gonna take advantage of some of our membership perks at Chateau Montelena, will do French Laundry. Probably join my wife for some spa time (which would please her greatly). Other than that, we’ll figure the rest out. Gonna unroll my eyes, relax, and embrace the hippie-dippy Northern California vibe without programming ourselves too much. Staying at The Citizen in Sac after that. Never been to Sacramento…might as well check it out. Seemed like a nice way to burn some travel vouchers today, so we just booked it all. As long as it ain’t on fire…should be a good time.
  10. Lotta fucking peasants here, too. “Don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful. Hate me cuz I’m better than you.”
  11. Yes, you are…but rightly so. I did a Sandals for the first time in Feb. Never again. Too many peasants.
  12. After irth replied to DocZaius's topic in Books
    Spent the past few days absorbing this, along with relevant discography on deck.
  13. After irth replied to Ldogg53's topic in Lulz
    Watch your cornhole.
  14. We can have a new sub-forum just for this. It seems to be insidiously pervasive.
  15. After irth replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Always book the early appt, which means you start “the cleanse” earlier, and might actually get a little sleep once the tank empties. Fasting the day before definitely helps emptying things out as well.
  16. Are you writing a book?
  17. You have a wife?
  18. Duration? Amenities? Comfort? Can you elaborate on the train ride experience?
  19. You let her mow the lawn for ya, huh?
  20. With that much Crawfish, the classics are always there. Jambalaya. Etouffee, Crawfish Pie Or were you wanting to think outside the box a bit?
  21. 90, huh? You brilliant bastard. Well done!
  22. I had a rowdy 40-year old assistant in the room, but it wasn’t awkward at all. She was hilarious. I’m also not really shy, either. “Now, Honey, I’m just gonna gently tape your penis to your belly so it’s not in the way, ok?” ”Whatever you need to do…” It was a goofy and surreal experience.
  23. Post-procedure update for those interested: Highly recommend Dr. Kwatra at Spring Creek Urology in Conroe (also offices in The Woodlands and Cypress). He’s the perfect mix of straight-shooter professionalism and big-kid personality. Margo on the assist was a peach as well. Overall, a very positive experience. I never felt a thing. My hand tat hurt a helluva lot more than this. Left with a very dull ache like I’ve been flicked in the balls. Can’t imagine I’m gonna take very many of the Tylenol 4 that he so generously provided, but I will gladly embrace a few days of being a couch potato while icing my balls. Got a few movies picked out and a new book to dig into. My doctor wife is very grateful I did this and has promised much TLC through the entire process. She took me to The Woodlands to wine and dine me on Sunday night, and then drove me back home to Lufkin yesterday evening after the snip. She already has gold stars ready for our Jizz Board to keep track of the 30 loads I need to blow before October. She’s a cheeky bitch. I think I’m gonna enjoy this.
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