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After irth

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  1. I know a couple who are both obsessed with Disney. Always quoting the movies like we understand the references. She is a teacher, but (like most chicks) has a side-gig as a travel agent, but she does Disney trips only. He is obsessed with Frank Sinatra, Al Capone, and Winnie-The-Pooh. He has a tattoo of Baloo The Bear (from Jungle Book) and constantly refers to himself as "Papa Bear". We're stuck for a week at the Gaylord in Orlando this Fall for a meeting. My wife wants to go in 2 days early so we can hit Epcot and do some Food & Wine Festival stuff. These guys get all offended that we didn't go through them to book our "Disney vacation". First of all, it ain't a Disney-fucking-vacation. I'm in Orlando under protest (hate that town). And I'm grudgingly going to Epcot because I'm a good husband. So please excuse me because I didn't consult with your "agency" for a two-day pass. Weirdos...
  2. Just another day flying the friendly skies. Insert Fred Thompson meme here. Watch American Airlines passengers all put their hands on their heads for landing because of a 'possible security threat' (msn.com)
  3. I would be ok with it...
  4. Should be smooth-sailing on the tollways, though.
  5. So…is there anything that you do that she doesn’t have a problem with?
  6. Not necessarily a United fan by any means, but this is interesting news to read while AA and SWA are still trying to figure out the thumbs in their ass. https://airlinegeeks.com/2021/06/29/united-adding-inflight-entertainment-screens-onboard-new-jets-orders-270-aircraft/
  7. Between the two parties, this trip will barely exit the garage.
  8. She must be really hot.
  9. Seems like you’re fucked then. 99 is a tollway. So is the Hardy leading back down to 610 on your route.
  10. I know what you mean. My wife is named Karen, and she always laughs when I call myself a "purist" (Karen comes from the Dutch word for "pure". She is sweet, thoughtful, loving, and a genius level IQ. This whole "Karen" movement really chaps her ass.
  11. Brayden, Kayden, Okayden ... I have a friend with two young daughters: Kaidynce and Kendahl. And another friend with a daughter named Braehlynn and is currently pregnant. Can’t wait to hear the name on THAT one. Got a neighbor kid named Garin. WTF is wrong with people.
  12. Sometimes, you do what you gotta do. Male FAs love me for some reason. Always get the best service. I guess I’m some kind of magnet. Whatever keeps the whiskey flowing, I say.
  13. Good thing I didn't buy one for you, then.
  14. Everyone has their moments. Don’t beat yourself up about it. Frustrating shit is frustrating. You got it out, acknowledged it, and moved on.
  15. Bought 3 Toshiba Fire TVs for $750. Not a bad deal at all.
  16. Sooo…HCFHFCS?
  17. Unless you like being comfortable. Haven’t flown Coach since 2015. And gave up SWA long ago.
  18. Your Mom! (had to be done)
  19. The original Casbeers. Amen, brother.
  20. I feel the same way about Sorriso in The Woodlands.
  21. Yes. Don’t go there.
  22. ffolkes: 1980 Roger Moore film Been a long time. Still love it.
  23. Goddam...that is truly trivial. Well done!
  24. Hate to tell ya...ya don’t have to go to the Keys to find a sports bar.
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