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  1. After irth
    Shit like this is why I don’t work.
  2. After irth
    That sounds really fucking lame.
  3. After irth
    Do you ever give any other kind?
  4. After irth
    East Texas hospital here doing the same. COVID census half of what it was two weeks ago.
  5. After irth
    That would be a 6100 model, sir.
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    The Unicorn

    After irth replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV

    Do you not “How I Met Your Mother”, bro?
  7. After irth
    Jamaica trip for next week called off due to wife’s positive test result. Mine was negative. Exquisite timing. She just came off 9 straight days working the Covid unit and my 82-year old Dad was staying with us. Rebooked everything for the first week of December and receiving $1200 back. Not too shabby, I guess. Next2naus’s Mom was feeling bad about her son acting like such a raging dickhead, so she invited me over for my birthday. Sweet girl. I’ll be sure to give her my best.
  8. After irth
    Were you in line when these conversations took place?
  9. After irth
    I feel like I missed something... Is Champ still around? Still cooking at Dozier’s?
  10. After irth
    So...we BOTH have medical degrees, huh?
  11. After irth
    Wow. You are such a fucking asshole.
  12. After irth
    Whatever part I am, I’ll be doing it from a beach with a drink in my hand. Trip is back on. Thanks for your support. I assume you saw the part where I buried my mother...? Non-COVID-related, by the way. Your lack of sensitivity at my knee-jerk angst of yet another indignity during my week is impressive. I should know better than to vent on the Surl when self-righteous fucks like yourself are always circling like sharks. Therefore, kindly go fuck yourself.
  13. After irth
    I got your fucking loophole right here. Shift your own ass into neutral, and maybe watch who you call a fucktard, huh? Prick.
  14. After irth
    Motherfuckin’ shit! Just buried my mother today. Now I find that my 50th birthday trip (that my Dad and Sis have insisted on) to Jamaica is fucked. No goddam words.............
  15. After irth
    Pooh holds the koozies. 0CED3D9B-0A8A-48F6-BD3A-DF6D5BC494C9.webp
  16. After irth
    Painful news. Much love and prayers sent out to you, surly brother.
  17. After irth
    Ya do what ya gotta do.
  18. After irth
    Our 35 year-old swinger buddy was banging her. He wanted to introduce her to our friendly little circle. Never asked where he met her, but she was very open, willing, and happy to be there. Why do you ask? Looking for helpful tips on meeting 18 year olds?
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    I was 21 and she was 50. Many years later, banged an 18 year old when I was 44. Both were glorious.
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    Christmas loot

    After irth replied to Superhero's topic in Lulz

    Yes.
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    Gumbo

    After irth replied to 1978horn's topic in Food and Travel

    Can’t possibly be a bad thing...
  22. After irth
    Do you not rubber sheet, bro?
  23. After irth
    Indeed. I posted in Food & Travel about this. This will actually be the first year on record my wife (no pics) and I actually have NYE plans, simply because she expressed a desire to send 2020 packing with 2 middle fingers flying high. Damn hard to argue with that kinda sentimentality. Also seems like it shall remain my credo and attitude for the next few days. Besides, we gotta take those shiny new vaccinations out for a spin, right?
  24. After irth
    You're exactly right, and the post below yours makes a good point. I just logged on to check mine, and it's holding steady at 816 for some damn reason. Go figure. Will pour another unattainable Bourbon and continue to feel superior as a Surly 1%-er. Will ask my wife to bring home a 10 that we can bang tonight, after she makes us dinner of course. Hopefully, she'll have a fat paycheck I can scan after rifling through her purse...ha! Cheers to you, brother!
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    So...who has plans? Normally, we don't do shit for NYE. Don't really care. Wife (no pics) isn't much of a night owl, anyway. And we generally find it best to avoid "amateur night" in public. However, this year, my wife expressed a huge desire to send 2020 packing with 2 middle fingers held way up high. Hard to argue with that kinda sentimentality. We will be in The Woodlands and actually have reservations at a (hopefully) socially-distanced celebration. Also gonna be packing party supplies for our suite at The Westin. If it all sucks (or we get tired), we can just bring the party back to the room and toast from there. Anyone wanna Surly Happy Hour on the 31st somewhere on the waterway...?

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