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After irth

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  1. I gave it to your mom last night.
  2. After irth

    Cheers,

    Team Roz all the way!
  3. After irth

    Cheers,

    I have signed off of many correspondences with “Go fuck your mother”, but that’s really only appropriate for certain situations. Not a catch-all type of closing by any means, unlike your mom of course.
  4. A few days ago, she was scared for her safety. Now she’s “strolling” around City Hall and playing with homeless pets. Right.....
  5. So...what were those sites you mentioned...?
  6. Username totally checks out.
  7. Ask your Mom.
  8. I got one word for all the time-of-the-month-cockblocked-whiny-bitch-husbands that don't seem to be getting any: Seasonique. You're welcome.
  9. That’s really random. Makes about as much sense as your last post, I guess. Keep doing you, bro.....
  10. Paul And Silas In Jail. So...it’s a love song?
  11. Looks delicious. You sound like a fun dinner companion. Who gives a shit what others order?
  12. Dafuq you care?
  13. My garage fridge is frequently my meat-prep station for various things being stored, curing, brining, and air-drying. Always makes it smell good. I did 9 racks of ribs a few weeks ago for a crowd. Had a blast doing it. The kid at HEB mentioned he might not br able to sell me that many at a time. Told him to either call his mgr or keep scanning and shut up. His stupidity aside, all went well. Cheers to your holiday cooking!
  14. That chick must really love you...
  15. Always gotta have the last word, don't ya...?
  16. You two sound made for each other.
  17. Worst humblebrag ever.
  18. Ah, shit...no, I do not. Very sorry...
  19. Key West Harbor Inn, by the way. Great pool for recovery. Both breakfast and Happy Hour served up by the pool as well. Tell Tracey I said hi.
  20. Bailey Quarters for the win!
  21. Dude wtf. Why wasn't the 1st reply to the OP that meme from Red October? Because there were 5 of us all trying to do it at the same time and it borked the system.
  22. Nope. Just a fat tuxedo-cat.
  23. This whole thread hits close to home because I left a Ziploc bag of homemade Ham chunks on the counter last night.
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