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After irth

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  1. ...and I'm not going through that kinda Hell again...!
  2. Almond Oil for the win during sexy time! Plus, the skin of my junk has never looked younger. No pics, you savages...
  3. After irth replied to Smax's topic in Food and Travel
    First impression is that it’s really douchey, but they do seem to have some creative stuff available. I order from Penzeys occasionally, and they have some excellent quality. As long as you don’t mind the fact that they send you political emails. Cocksuckers. Keep your goddam politics out of my fucking kitchen. Now go get your shinebox and send me some Cinnamon!
  4. Based on what I saw, on TV, you wouldn't want them. When we divorced, it was still Polaroids and VHS. Haven't actually seen her in 25 years.
  5. Yep nailed it. And her behavior sounds spot on...ha!
  6. Not even sure what that means, but... She was featured on TV as fighting to get her job back. It was never reported how that turned out. Badly, I assume because she opened a bakery that lasted about a year and then...oblivion. Makes me smile to think of her misery.
  7. This thread took a weird turn.
  8. My ex-wife was a Cedar Park cop for years and, (unsurprisingly) somehow got railroaded out of her job a few years ago. It’s probably her fault. She has a supreme gift for fucking shit up and alienating everyone around her.
  9. I guess I'm sandwiched in between you guys in Lufkin. Kinky. For the record, people also suck here, too.
  10. My all-time favorite movie. Maybe one day, I’ll see it sober. Nah...probably not.
  11. It’s not every day you see Huey Lewis’ dick either.
  12. Subjective taste is subjective.
  13. Obligatory: username checks out.
  14. Doing the dance, indeed! Yeah, just a bit more complicated than my transaction. Best of luck gettin’ ‘er done, though...!
  15. In February, I book a domestic flight for the 2nd week of April. Cancelled it March 27 once it looked like it wasn't gonna happen. Just called and rebooked the same trip for mid-August with no issue and $120 cheaper. If that helps. Good luck!
  16. Anywhere in between those two spectrums...and I’ll consider it a win...ha!
  17. I get it. I totally do. Not everyone lives in Bexar, Travis, Harris, and Dallas counties, though. Doesn’t mean we’re not doing our part. Doesn’t mean we’re not ready. Doesn’t mean we haven’t been ready for 3 months now. But still...just sayin. No saturation here. Yet. Maybe.
  18. We haven’t exactly seen “saturation of hospital resources” here. Yet. You...?
  19. Thought this was interesting. Seems like a big middle finger from the medical establishment. Released late on a Friday. I wonder how many other systems react or what the response will be come Monday. https://www.christushealth.org/santa-rosa/about/news/covid-19
  20. Lufkin, TX, Monday grocery run. Hardly any masks, even from store employees. Let’s be kind and say 15% Today: 90% total. Employees and customers. I went ahead and bought some ice cream because it probably hadn’t been licked yet.
  21. Exercising a bit of drunken optimism: Rebooked a cancelled April trip from IAH-ATL for August. Not like I really have any tourist plans. Just going to support a very recently divorced buddy and trying to stay true to my word to come help him reset his life. Also booked a Jamaica trip for February. Provided I live to be 50, I wanna wake up on that day, hung over on a beach, with someone bouncing on my dick while my wife (no pics) takes pics. Or...something like that. Will work out the specifics later.....
  22. I always follow that with, “Hate me because I’m better than you.” Always be closing...
  23. I wish I did. I miss it here.
  24. Didn’t we ALL join this site in 2018?
  25. Well, yes...isn’t that obvious? Thank you for noticing.
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