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  1. After irth
    You selfish, insensitive bastard! What with all the thirsty Ethiopians or somethingsomethingsomething.
  2. After irth
    Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. But drum majors can be fun too...
  3. After irth
    Hoping he goes away, huh? Not bloody likely. And ...have I missed the prostitutes that are worthy of being worshipped? Are we keeping them in a particular spot or something...?
  4. After irth
    Every one will be having sales right now. ‘Tis the season. My last purchase was at a new Jared. A grand opening combined with pre-Black Friday. Wasn’t planning on walking out with jewelry, but it happened. I also feel like my dollars went pretty far.
  5. After irth
    I did my bachelor party in Austin at the age of 43. Pretty simple and old school. Drinks at Midnight Cowboy, grub at Casino el Camino, some pinball and bar-hopping until the lightweights started showing structural failure. By the time we hit Expose, we WERE the party. Made it rain and helped a couple of lovely deaf girls pay their tuition. Did I mention it was a Tuesday?
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    Olive oil

    After irth replied to pops's topic in Food and Travel

    Seems like a lot of words to say: “I’m a mediocre cook.”
  7. After irth
    Damn. Condolences. Your family sounds needy.
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    Olive oil

    After irth replied to pops's topic in Food and Travel

    Did a taste test of the readily available brands years ago, and was amazed at the differences. Purely novice and subjective opinion here, but Filippo Berio is the only Olive Oil used in my kitchen.
  9. After irth
    I don't wear pants either. I also don't jog.
  10. After irth
    She got big titties and she's already wet. Game on.
  11. After irth
    The chick in brown. I kinda wanna know what she's thinking. Is that weird? Should I not be doing that?
  12. After irth
    Your marriage sounds like it's regressing nicely...
  13. After irth
    Hookem and Mach bringing strong stuff to this thread. Pos rep all around. And...condolences.
  14. After irth
    Old Forester Rye has become my new standard.
  15. After irth
    Spot on posts. You are doing it right!
  16. After irth
    Not gonna namedrop, huh?
  17. After irth
    How is that Metallica swill anyway?
  18. After irth
    Username most definitely checks out.
  19. After irth
    Now THAT is refined. Cheers!
  20. After irth
    Vodka and Gin in pewter cups is “East Texas”? What kinda Bizarro East Texas do you live in? Around here, I assume it’s Fireball in Solo cups while warming yourself around the fire, where last night’s date is slowly turning ans becoming tonight’s dinner. Or so I’ve heard.
  21. After irth
    Why do they have be straight? Homophobe.
  22. After irth
    Last year's Thanksgiving with the in-laws was a train wreck. It involved cold food being brought in and a dead puppy. Good fucking times. Taking refuge in the Jacksonville Best Western was the highlight of my day. Never again. This year. New house, badass new kitchens (both in and out), our menu, our schedule. I made it known to all relevant family and friends as to where I would be this year. And very specific about where I will NOT be. When our guest rooms fill up, I will gladly put people up in the myriad of decent hotels down the street. Any and all are welcome to come. Or don't. Don't really care either way. I'm cooking the same amount of food whether 2 or 20 show up. The astute people in my circle are already locking in their RSVPs now.....
  23. After irth
    Chick in the middle looks exactly like a good friend I used to fuck. Chick had serious Daddy issues that worked just perfectly in my favor. Good times...!
  24. After irth
    Does anyone have any tips on cooking horse? Seems beaten to death pretty well here.
  25. After irth
    Thanks for setting me straight, you Surly Bastard.

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