Everything posted by After irth
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Oddest thing a woman ever said to you during sexy time
God bless that girl.
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Oddest thing a woman ever said to you during sexy time
Ex-wife: “Drink beer from my pussy!”
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Legit kitchen appliances & accessories
Or stuff it with pork and throw it in the smoker.
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Ransomware attack today for me
Huh?
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San Antonio
Your memories are awesome, but we have experienced SA in different times. Almost like you’re speaking a foreign language. Cheers to our mutual love for this town, though.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I used to do that with my ex-wife as well. Just because she’s got something up her ass doesn’t mean I’m losing sleep. Her fucking problem. She can sleep where she wants. Usually she was all mopey and apologetic the next morning, realizing that all the angst and drama wasn’t worth it.
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San Antonio
Love me some MM. Their brand of old-school Tex-Mex never disappoints, although I did enjoy me some Jacala yesterday. It had been a while.
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San Marcos Recs
Had a lovely dinner date at Cody’s tonight. Every single member of their staff was sweet as hell. Cute, too No joke. No punchline. Just a nice place for a quiet dinner.
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Frasier
Peri Gilpin. Mmmmmmm.....
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
It is, but the HEB ain’t open.
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Dead Infant - Nothing to see here, folks.
Username...check!
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Drove to Seguin today to visit the parents. As expected, HEB was not open. Cardboard burning bastards. I’m guessing there will be a lot of smoked products on special soon... http://seguingazette.com/alert/article_f633c87c-4dbb-11ea-88d0-bb9ee6b23d59.html
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San Marcos Recs
Is Palmer’s worthwhile? Taking an old friend to dinner there next week.
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I'm An Alcoholic
Been lurking and reading through this thread in an effort to re-program my thinking. Turning 49 today, already had a big birthday blowout in Vegas, so my actual bday weekend is fairly mellow. Blessedly so. I feel like I’m on a downward slide. Last few hangovers have been brutal and really tired of feeling like shit. Got hammered on Friday for absolutely no reason. I don’t drink every day. I don’t crave it. But on the days I do drink, I just don’t stop. And it’s been getting worse. My tolerance is sky-high, and, by the time I’m feeling it, I’m completely hammered and out of control. Worried about some form of escalation and some form of rock bottom. Reached out a friend with my intentions for some accountability. Discussed with my wife (no pics) as well. Obviously, both were very supportive. I guess a little self-awareness is a good thing. We’ll see how this goes. My overall goal is to hit 50 a lot leaner and meaner than now. I have a good life, but I guess middle-age is catching up a bit. Time to change some habits.
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Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
Was just there getting new ink at H&H and enjoying the insanity of AVN. Tried like hell to blow money, party, and give it a proper goodbye.
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Cocktail Recipes, Techniques, etc.
Your OCD doesn’t extend to maintaining a clean fridge?
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Shart 2020: Hindsight's a bitch
Wings (extremely hot) and beer (extreme amounts) yesterday. Squirting flaming orange napalm today. Not sure how my short stayed clean, but I had some serious seepage while peeing. Combined with the hangover, much indignity today.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Had the exact same problem with a fridge last year. Solved it the same way, too. At least they’re consistent in their fuckery.
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Trudy's in trouble
No one? Really? C'mon... Username totally checks out.
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Tito's is # 1
Vodka is neutral in flavor. OK...I guess I can roll with that. Flavorless, however? Not hardly. Although, some vodkas are pretty bland. Stoli falls into that category for me, but I drank a LOT of Stoli Peppar back in the day. Tito's seemed a bit...raw...to me. Granted, I developed this opinion back in the late 90s when it first came out. Other than seeing it throughout Texas, I never gave much thought to the brand at all until I moved to Florida in 2015 and realized that it was everywhere and (seemingly) universally popular. I think his success is awesome. He's a master of marketing his craft (a la Jim Koch). Ah well...subjective opinions are subjective. We consume a lot of vodka martinis in this house. Only two brands make the cut (and permanently reside in our freezer): Ketel One and Finlandia.
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Tito's is # 1
Never liked Tito’s. People look at me like I’m crazy when I say that. Not gonna talk shit about it. Just don’t like it. Is that wrong?
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Woodlands Catholic Church Member Sued for Performing Creepy Exorcisms
This hits close to home because I was planning on being creepy in The Woodlands this weekend.
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Shits going down with the Royals
And...fade out...!
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H-E-B is No. 1 U.S. Grocery Chain
Well...when we’re done there, we can always go lick the ice cream at Wal-Mart. Maybe set the chip aisle on fire. Doritos are highly flammable, ya know? The possibilities are endless. Wanna make it a worthwhile trip for ya.
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H-E-B is No. 1 U.S. Grocery Chain
Come to Lufkin sometime. I will double-down on a shitty HEB experience for ya.