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After irth

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  1. Vodka is neutral in flavor. OK...I guess I can roll with that. Flavorless, however? Not hardly. Although, some vodkas are pretty bland. Stoli falls into that category for me, but I drank a LOT of Stoli Peppar back in the day. Tito's seemed a bit...raw...to me. Granted, I developed this opinion back in the late 90s when it first came out. Other than seeing it throughout Texas, I never gave much thought to the brand at all until I moved to Florida in 2015 and realized that it was everywhere and (seemingly) universally popular. I think his success is awesome. He's a master of marketing his craft (a la Jim Koch). Ah well...subjective opinions are subjective. We consume a lot of vodka martinis in this house. Only two brands make the cut (and permanently reside in our freezer): Ketel One and Finlandia.
  2. Never liked Tito’s. People look at me like I’m crazy when I say that. Not gonna talk shit about it. Just don’t like it. Is that wrong?
  3. This hits close to home because I was planning on being creepy in The Woodlands this weekend.
  4. And...fade out...!
  5. Well...when we’re done there, we can always go lick the ice cream at Wal-Mart. Maybe set the chip aisle on fire. Doritos are highly flammable, ya know? The possibilities are endless. Wanna make it a worthwhile trip for ya.
  6. Come to Lufkin sometime. I will double-down on a shitty HEB experience for ya.
  7. She’s lovin’ it!
  8. Our intention was to start 2020 with a bang (and some bangin’), but this year is a total bust. Wife was in the ER on the 1st. Had surgery on the 3rd. Been healing ever since, and then I leave all of next week. After that is a Vegas trip, so...possibilities? Fingers crossed. No pics, ya savages.
  9. Damn. I am shockingly disgusting.
  10. MOST people, huh? Really? You’re sure of this?
  11. Username...checking out nicely.
  12. I just love his full conversations...with himself. What a moron.....
  13. Indeed he does. This will be my 2nd from him (and 2nd tat in general).
  14. Good to know. I was leaning toward Chang’s restaurant at Cosmo, but wife (no pics) overruled with a request for Morimoto. Hard to argue with that request.
  15. Exactly! Not sure what weddings and marriages have to do with getting laid.
  16. Four-night trip coming up. Staying at The Cosmo. Gonna wander the AVN expo while we’re there. Tattoo by Mike Roche (from TSOL) at Hart & Huntington. Will check out Brian Slagel’s new record store. Y&T concert on our last night there. Was too slow to secure a res at Lotus Of Siam, but I think The Cosmo food options should cover our needs nicely. My favorite gambling activity consists of Craps sessions broken up by repeated rounds at Whiskey Down. No real mandatory stops other than that. A simple trip. Tattoos, Porn, and Rock & Roll. Vegas, baby!
  17. Sure. I’ll allow it. Could definitely have fun with those puppies.
  18. And then I die?
  19. We have got’dam rules...!
  20. Did my invite to this party get lost or somethin’?
  21. Did ya peek out your front curtains just to verify that your truck is in the driveway, preferably without some homeless guy stuck in your windshield...? Those are fun mornings.....
  22. Gonna start this story by mentioning that our entire holiday season. was screwed up this year. Thanksgiving was cancelled. Christmas was barely cobbled together. What we gonna do for the New Year? Spent most of New Year’s Day in the ER. When you get the phone call to come to the hospital, Trauma Bay 3, you drop everything and haul ass. Turns out my wife (no pics) collapsed at work. Only reason she was in a “trauma” bay was because it was a courtesy (spacious, in a quiet corner, etc). For the record, she was already there, because she’s the Chief Hospitalist and was on-shift. And when the boss collapses unexpectedly in the hallway, the place goes on full tilt. Got the VIP treatment when I came storming in, although it was a holiday with a reduced staff, so shit still moved slow. Despite my wife’s protestations, I told the ER doc “As long as we’re here snd already running a tab, do it all, snd let’s make sure we’re not dealing with something more sinister than just a really aggressive virus.” So...it made for a long fuckin’ day. And I’m 99% sure that it was an isolated event. But I brought her home, fed her some homemade soup while she finished patient charts on her laptop, filled her Rx, gave her drugs, put her in bed, then poured a Bourbon (more than one) while I had a quiet nervous breakdown in the other room. And I’ll be damned if she didn’t wake me up at 5am so I could drive her back to work. So...it’s January 2, and I’m on my 2nd cup of coffee, wondering what kinda bullshit might happen today... Happy New Year to all you Surly Bastards.
  23. If ya can’t stand the heat...something, something, something.
  24. Where else but NOLA can you pass out sitting up at a bar with your dick in your hands? You’d be rude not to!
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