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After irth

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  1. Requires a medical degree, a shitload of debt, and the ability to work 16 hour shifts when you’re on. Do the math. It ain’t no picnic. But yes...she is hiring.
  2. Anybody enjoying any good Marzens now that the stores have told us that it's Fall? Did a blind taste-test between the Karbach, Real Ale, Shiner, and then threw Spaten in the mix to represent the old guard. Karbach was the hands-down winner do to the flavor and impressive balance. Shiner came in last, which was really surprising. Spaten came in third simply because it wasn't as balanced as the Real Ale, but I will always keep Spaten on-hand for those cold-weather patio days. Don't even get me started on the continued abomination of Sam Adams.....
  3. Callin' it the way I see it. Some of the seats on that plane don't have armrest issues. Just sayin'...
  4. Not everyone work 5-on, 2-off, my friend. Or even 4-on, 3-off. Some people work 7-on, 7-off.
  5. Lotsa coach-flyin’ mofos trying to figure out which seat is best. Cheap bastards.....
  6. My wife (no pics) generally works Tuesday thru Monday, and she absolutely hates Fridays, just because of that shit from all the M-F admin turds. She usually gets her revenge on Mondays, though. She says it really pisses people off. Plus the joy of sending lots of demanding emails over the weekend.
  7. Crying with your pants full of shit?
  8. That is some very specific commentary right there. Well done!
  9. Wife will be cooking 5 cups of Risotto for 10 people on Saturday, despite my protestations that pasta would be easier for that amount of people. Made a shitload of homemade stock today for my part. Otherwise up to her to execute it well. I’ll be picking up a hefty dinner tab if it all goes tits up, I guess. No pics. Unless she pulls it off. Then I will post her big magnificent ass somewhere...ha!
  10. Bloody nuisance. That was my damn testicles clanging together.
  11. Got my hand tat two years ago. It’s my only one. Was my retirement gift to myself. Still proud of it. Didn’t realize I was edgy. Just don’t particularly give a fuck what people think. Personal choice and all that...
  12. Maybe if your wife purchased a different assortment of strap-ons...?
  13. Racist white fucks searching for good Mexican food. Bring a camera crew. Could be some good entertainment. Better yet...stay the fuck out of East Texas and keep your opinions there.
  14. Yeah! Take that Dallas! You suck! Man, I sure told Dallas. I bet that city is feeling pretty bad about itself right now. They’re gonna call and offer me a high-paying job of Metropolitan Quality Consultant for 400k any fucking day now. Gonna get some respect from some bitches finally.....
  15. That's racist. Not all Lebanese restaurants are in tunnels, ya know. But...the best ones...sure.
  16. Beware, it's probably that new strain of cancerized ebola AIDS. Those JWs are toxic death traps. Shoulda sprung for a better hotel.
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