Everything posted by After irth
- "here cum the judge"
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Getting Laid 2020
Our intention was to start 2020 with a bang (and some bangin’), but this year is a total bust. Wife was in the ER on the 1st. Had surgery on the 3rd. Been healing ever since, and then I leave all of next week. After that is a Vegas trip, so...possibilities? Fingers crossed. No pics, ya savages.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Damn. I am shockingly disgusting.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
MOST people, huh? Really? You’re sure of this?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Username...checking out nicely.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I just love his full conversations...with himself. What a moron.....
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Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
Indeed he does. This will be my 2nd from him (and 2nd tat in general).
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Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
Good to know. I was leaning toward Chang’s restaurant at Cosmo, but wife (no pics) overruled with a request for Morimoto. Hard to argue with that request.
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Getting Laid 2020
Exactly! Not sure what weddings and marriages have to do with getting laid.
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Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
Four-night trip coming up. Staying at The Cosmo. Gonna wander the AVN expo while we’re there. Tattoo by Mike Roche (from TSOL) at Hart & Huntington. Will check out Brian Slagel’s new record store. Y&T concert on our last night there. Was too slow to secure a res at Lotus Of Siam, but I think The Cosmo food options should cover our needs nicely. My favorite gambling activity consists of Craps sessions broken up by repeated rounds at Whiskey Down. No real mandatory stops other than that. A simple trip. Tattoos, Porn, and Rock & Roll. Vegas, baby!
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Sure. I’ll allow it. Could definitely have fun with those puppies.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
And then I die?
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
We have got’dam rules...!
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Did my invite to this party get lost or somethin’?
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Webb Co. Sheriff says stay our of Nuevo Laredo (ongoing cartel warfare today)
Username definitely checks out.
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Gotdamn F'n Rumplemintz
Did ya peek out your front curtains just to verify that your truck is in the driveway, preferably without some homeless guy stuck in your windshield...? Those are fun mornings.....
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Happy New Year Assholes!
Gonna start this story by mentioning that our entire holiday season. was screwed up this year. Thanksgiving was cancelled. Christmas was barely cobbled together. What we gonna do for the New Year? Spent most of New Year’s Day in the ER. When you get the phone call to come to the hospital, Trauma Bay 3, you drop everything and haul ass. Turns out my wife (no pics) collapsed at work. Only reason she was in a “trauma” bay was because it was a courtesy (spacious, in a quiet corner, etc). For the record, she was already there, because she’s the Chief Hospitalist and was on-shift. And when the boss collapses unexpectedly in the hallway, the place goes on full tilt. Got the VIP treatment when I came storming in, although it was a holiday with a reduced staff, so shit still moved slow. Despite my wife’s protestations, I told the ER doc “As long as we’re here snd already running a tab, do it all, snd let’s make sure we’re not dealing with something more sinister than just a really aggressive virus.” So...it made for a long fuckin’ day. And I’m 99% sure that it was an isolated event. But I brought her home, fed her some homemade soup while she finished patient charts on her laptop, filled her Rx, gave her drugs, put her in bed, then poured a Bourbon (more than one) while I had a quiet nervous breakdown in the other room. And I’ll be damned if she didn’t wake me up at 5am so I could drive her back to work. So...it’s January 2, and I’m on my 2nd cup of coffee, wondering what kinda bullshit might happen today... Happy New Year to all you Surly Bastards.
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Instant Pot Recipes
If ya can’t stand the heat...something, something, something.
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New Orleans Food and Drink Thread
Where else but NOLA can you pass out sitting up at a bar with your dick in your hands? You’d be rude not to!
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New Orleans Food and Drink Thread
Fuck yeah, it is!
- Happy New Year Assholes!
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Marriott Rewards Members
All the higher end Marriotts in NOLA are great, although the JW will “fee” you less than the Ritz. Recently had a great stay at a JW resort in Scottsdale. The St. Regis in Houston is a great property, as mentioned already.
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Cocktail Recipes, Techniques, etc.
You’re a diabolical genius! Digging out a thermos now...
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Instant Pot Recipes
Gotta give some love to this recipe. I have been doing this since you posted for the same tasty-but-sensible-meal-option reasons you posted, and it is amazing. Don’t have an InstaPot, thought. Just doing it old-school on the stove. Still freakin’ rocks, man. Well done!
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Agreed. I felt that way even when it was a shitty Albertsons back in the day. And never once got stabbed.