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  1. After irth
    Yeah! Take that Dallas! You suck! Man, I sure told Dallas. I bet that city is feeling pretty bad about itself right now. They’re gonna call and offer me a high-paying job of Metropolitan Quality Consultant for 400k any fucking day now. Gonna get some respect from some bitches finally.....
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    That's racist. Not all Lebanese restaurants are in tunnels, ya know. But...the best ones...sure.
  3. After irth
    Beware, it's probably that new strain of cancerized ebola AIDS. Those JWs are toxic death traps. Shoulda sprung for a better hotel.
  4. After irth
    If it's so inconvenient for her, tell her she can wash the dishes herself for the next week or two while you put it on your to-do list. Bet she'll get motivated to let that plumber "come" then...
  5. After irth
    Needs a copy editor.
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    I hate when my otherwise reasonable wife makes this thread... I have reported on this topic before for the exact same situation. Her: “i think it’s time for a new pillow.” Me: “There’s one in your closet.” Her: “Where?” Me: “Look up.” Her: “How long has that been there?” Me: “Does it matter? You say you need a new pillow, it is there. Knock yourself out. Her: “Well, I don’t always look up.” <a few weeks go by> Her: “I think it’s time for a new pillow.” I look up. Still there.
  7. After irth
    Why not both?
  8. After irth
    That’s because most people are either “mayo” people or “mustard” people. Very few people swing both ways with such casual ease as you. Very sophisticated of you, I must say.
  9. After irth
    Nice humblebrag on your enormous data plan.
  10. After irth
    Even though I’m an A, I can take a hint, so I fixed mine in your honor. Thanks!
  11. After irth
    Maybe they just don’t feel the need to overcompensate. What’s on your wall?
  12. After irth
    Used the MyTaxi app a few times last year when we specifically needed a black cab. Works the same as Uber, but is linked to the authorized cab system. They are rebranded under the name FREENOW. Otherwise, the tubes and busses are the way to go.
  13. After irth
    Is she a frittata? Somewhat regarded?
  14. After irth
    Nah. Life’s too short.
  15. After irth
    Just wondering where the lol part is...
  16. After irth
    Did I miss something here?
  17. After irth
    No mosquitos in my southern Lufkin neighborhood. Spent most of Friday night nude tending the smoker on the back porch. Confidence pays off!
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    And I am grateful for that shit, I tell you what... Although, bringing back some casual nudity would be a good thing. Buncha ball-bustin’ Pentecostals... Cheers from Lufkin!
  19. After irth
    Happens in real life, too, quite a bit. That’s why I asked. Didn’t see it as a regular TV gag. Must not be watching the same shows.
  20. After irth
    What’s wrong with this?
  21. After irth
    That’s goddam fucking classy right there!
  22. After irth
    If no one else is gonna say it, I will... Your mom.
  23. After irth
    Was just there at the current Hoot County for the first time 5 nights ago at the recommendation of my BIL. Walked over from the Sheraton across the street. Fun place. Really varied crowd at midnight, but they all totally meshed. Had a blast. If I had only known to inquire about the Nipple Beer, dammit.
  24. After irth
    The last weekend of Feb is Bourbon Classic. Seems to get bigger every year. Anyone here ever been?
  25. After irth
    Regarding the EC and ER pricing: just goes to show the vagaries of different regions and their pricing based on availability, etc. This crazy market of brown liquor. So odd.

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