Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by After irth
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
That is some very specific commentary right there. Well done!
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The "I'm Cooking for a lot of People" Thread
That's hilarious!
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The "I'm Cooking for a lot of People" Thread
Wife will be cooking 5 cups of Risotto for 10 people on Saturday, despite my protestations that pasta would be easier for that amount of people. Made a shitload of homemade stock today for my part. Otherwise up to her to execute it well. I’ll be picking up a hefty dinner tab if it all goes tits up, I guess. No pics. Unless she pulls it off. Then I will post her big magnificent ass somewhere...ha!
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
Bloody nuisance. That was my damn testicles clanging together.
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
Got my hand tat two years ago. It’s my only one. Was my retirement gift to myself. Still proud of it. Didn’t realize I was edgy. Just don’t particularly give a fuck what people think. Personal choice and all that...
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
Maybe if your wife purchased a different assortment of strap-ons...?
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Movie Scenes that Make You Hungry (for food)
Tortilla Soup cooking scenes with Hector Elizondo.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
...speaking of gay ass music...
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
But...did you die?
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Surly's Texas Small Town/Road Trip Gems
Racist white fucks searching for good Mexican food. Bring a camera crew. Could be some good entertainment. Better yet...stay the fuck out of East Texas and keep your opinions there.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Yeah! Take that Dallas! You suck! Man, I sure told Dallas. I bet that city is feeling pretty bad about itself right now. They’re gonna call and offer me a high-paying job of Metropolitan Quality Consultant for 400k any fucking day now. Gonna get some respect from some bitches finally.....
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Your unpopular food opinions
That's racist. Not all Lebanese restaurants are in tunnels, ya know. But...the best ones...sure.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Beware, it's probably that new strain of cancerized ebola AIDS. Those JWs are toxic death traps. Shoulda sprung for a better hotel.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
If it's so inconvenient for her, tell her she can wash the dishes herself for the next week or two while you put it on your to-do list. Bet she'll get motivated to let that plumber "come" then...
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Needs a copy editor.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I hate when my otherwise reasonable wife makes this thread... I have reported on this topic before for the exact same situation. Her: “i think it’s time for a new pillow.” Me: “There’s one in your closet.” Her: “Where?” Me: “Look up.” Her: “How long has that been there?” Me: “Does it matter? You say you need a new pillow, it is there. Knock yourself out. Her: “Well, I don’t always look up.” <a few weeks go by> Her: “I think it’s time for a new pillow.” I look up. Still there.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Why not both?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
That’s because most people are either “mayo” people or “mustard” people. Very few people swing both ways with such casual ease as you. Very sophisticated of you, I must say.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Nice humblebrag on your enormous data plan.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Even though I’m an A, I can take a hint, so I fixed mine in your honor. Thanks!
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Maybe they just don’t feel the need to overcompensate. What’s on your wall?
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Co-Worker Going To London In September, Has Questions
Used the MyTaxi app a few times last year when we specifically needed a black cab. Works the same as Uber, but is linked to the authorized cab system. They are rebranded under the name FREENOW. Otherwise, the tubes and busses are the way to go.
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Co-Worker Going To London In September, Has Questions
Is she a frittata? Somewhat regarded?
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Nah. Life’s too short.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Just wondering where the lol part is...