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After irth

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  1. We must be brothers. I saw this thread earlier, and knew that I had to come back later and post my all-time favorite website. Sheer brilliance that stands the test of time. For some weird reason, it never gets old. Well done, sir!
  2. Saw all 4 OFs back in stock in Naco...for the record.
  3. I think she spells it O-P-R-A-H.
  4. Username totally does not check out.
  5. I'm going with you totally made that up. That's not a usual prank today or even 15 years ago without a lawsuit. Eh...depends on the office. Not all places were PC and corporatized.....
  6. And also...imagine showing up with one of these on your first date!
  7. If you have to ask...
  8. Opened it last night. Absolutely hated it. I give up. Sticking to KY products from now on.
  9. Well...shit.
  10. Scored a bottle in Nac a few days ago. Haven’t opened it yet. What’s been the consensus on this?
  11. At a concert the other night and pulled two chicks without trying. One was drunk and needy. Had her all warmed up before reality set in. Once I considered the implications of dealing with her aftermath, I made the decision to ditch her. Karma rewarded me with the cute bartender that I had been dealing with all night. Sometimes, it’s just nice to know you still have some game.
  12. Not wise in the ways of Irish. I’m a Bourbon guy, my wife (no pics) is a Single Malt girl. We keep a helluva bar at home, but don’t drink each other’s stash. A few years ago, a friend turned us onto Teeling’s, and it has become our March tradition, and a bottle that we can both agree upon. Otherwise...that’s all I know...
  13. Goddam, that’s classy!
  14. Location?
  15. Where exactly are these glory holes you speak of? Asking for a friend...
  16. My typical response to that is, “Good for you.”
  17. Freiheit, TX You’re welcome.
  18. We expect that of her at this point.
  19. Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it. Those old bitches are wild!
  20. What a horrible bitch. Her attitude sucks too.
  21. I can’t think of anything more erection-killing than Michael McDonald. Randy Newman maybe.....
  22. My wife makes considerably leas than that, and I haven’t worked in 8 years. I don’t wear lacey lingerie, though. I prefer silk and spandex. Show off my junk.
  23. Agreed. Forgot about Acenar. MM and Blanco Cafe ARE very old-school, but true classics.
  24. Tex-Mex downtown: Mexican Manhattan, The Original Blanco Cafe, and Rosario’s.
  25. Disagree about the Gunter. Never had anything but a positive experience there. We have raised some hell in the 414, also.
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