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    In SW Florida, 7-11 is the only decent cup of coffee around when I’m out and about and (most of) the (many) stores are nice and seemingly well-run, despite the landscape-crew rush hours. Beats the shit out of WaWa. Yankee fuckers love that shit here. Coming back home to TX in a month. Moving to Lufkin. I fear there will be some changes.
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    A surprising modern pick thrown in amongst the old classics. Well done, sir.
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    That’s a winner right there... Such an excellent womanly example of listening in action.
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    Amen to this!
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    Same here. Kinda makes me hope that joint ran out about 5 minutes before he got there. Is that wrong?
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    Those hot dog carts come in handy sometimes...
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    Never experienced this. Get out of bed earlier.
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    Management material!
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    Yes, but...could you still fap to it?
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    Ouch...my bad! It appears to still be closed. I had no idea.
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    Sounds like most of your week off will be spent in the car... After Labor Day, just stick with the Holiday Inn Sunspree off Whitecap on North Padre. They will keep the beach clean regardless of conditions. Amemities like chairs, umbrellas, etc. readily available and you can maximize your chill time on the beach before climbing back in the car.
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    The Driskill is the shit. Had 100% success rate with chicks I took there after a night of partying (when I lived in SA...ha!). As long as they’ve washed the sheets since then, you should be ok.
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    Pretty classy cooking for prison. I always had a hard time keeping the toilet lit.
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    Tommy Lee Jones was shitfaced one night and wouldn’t leave my best buddies little sis alone at a San Antonio Country Club event. Had to restrain my buddy from kicking some old man ass.
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    Livin’ the dream!
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    I can see how your mind is bottled by this.
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    Wow...now that just sounds...senseless and useless. Every day...? Damn.
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    Great Quotes

    After irth replied to Rimbo's topic in Lulz

    You’re not much fun at parties...?
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    Mine goes to 11.
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    Horrible Florida winters, huh? Cuz when I think of blistery cold endless winters, I think...Florida.
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    The Return Of Bruno.
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    Blues Kitchen in Camden (other locations as well). Legit food. Brown liquor out the wazoo... https://theblueskitchen.com/camden/
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    Work Time Waster

    After irth replied to Washpark's topic in Lulz

    Bravo for posting that brilliant piece of work. Well done, sir.
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    When you bite into your special order of “smoked wings” and all you taste is lighter fluid. Not trivial, but...whatcha gonna do...?
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    When you’re traveling ...and you’re in Palestine, TX, ... and you’ve already shown her the joys of the Best Western... and your wife says, “Let’s just take it easy tonight. Maybe tomorrow, we’ll go out.” A) you want more? B) you wanted it harder? C) your boyfriend in Palestine isn’t home, huh? D) show me a place that’s actually open tomorrow...and that’s where we’ll eat.

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