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  1. After irth
    Tommy Lee Jones was shitfaced one night and wouldn’t leave my best buddies little sis alone at a San Antonio Country Club event. Had to restrain my buddy from kicking some old man ass.
  2. After irth
    Livin’ the dream!
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    I can see how your mind is bottled by this.
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    Wow...now that just sounds...senseless and useless. Every day...? Damn.
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    Great Quotes

    After irth replied to Rimbo's topic in Lulz

    You’re not much fun at parties...?
  6. After irth
    Mine goes to 11.
  7. After irth
    Horrible Florida winters, huh? Cuz when I think of blistery cold endless winters, I think...Florida.
  8. After irth
    The Return Of Bruno.
  9. After irth
    Blues Kitchen in Camden (other locations as well). Legit food. Brown liquor out the wazoo... https://theblueskitchen.com/camden/
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    Work Time Waster

    After irth replied to Washpark's topic in Lulz

    Bravo for posting that brilliant piece of work. Well done, sir.
  11. After irth
    When you bite into your special order of “smoked wings” and all you taste is lighter fluid. Not trivial, but...whatcha gonna do...?
  12. After irth
    When you’re traveling ...and you’re in Palestine, TX, ... and you’ve already shown her the joys of the Best Western... and your wife says, “Let’s just take it easy tonight. Maybe tomorrow, we’ll go out.” A) you want more? B) you wanted it harder? C) your boyfriend in Palestine isn’t home, huh? D) show me a place that’s actually open tomorrow...and that’s where we’ll eat.
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    Can’t figure out if the humblebrag game is strong or weak here. Will wait it out from my luxury suite at the DFW Sheraton...
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    Not a Bock in sight. How many wives were over at your place? How much beer got poured down the sink? How many did not suck your dick? How disappointing were your BBQ fantasies...? Next time, serve Weller Bourbon, Shiner Bock, and/or Big Red. Tell everyone else to suck it.
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    Learning the art of overcooking wings. Only in Michigan...where is BBQ is (evidently) king.
  16. After irth
    City Limits BBQ in Crandall was a heavenly experience today. Tried everything and somehow had room for pie (yeah, yeah...I sound fat), and it was totally worth it. Nice portions, reasonable prices. Huge fan of the people, the clean establishment, and the food they are cranking out. Will go back and actually remember to take pics next time, dammit. http://www.citylimitsbarbecue.com/
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    You sound like an ordeal to deal with on a regular basis.
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    Dupe post.
  19. After irth
    Thank you, Captain Obvious!
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    Is it?
  21. After irth
    I dunno. If he’s got a big enough hard-on for dumpy houses, Orlando is the perfect sleeve to put in his Fleshlight-dream of slum-lordery and architectural masturbation.
  22. After irth
    202 is easier to dial...?
  23. After irth
    Maybe you need to work on your Sundays.....
  24. After irth
    Does she have a penis... ?
  25. After irth
    That is just a genius-in-action move right there. I salute your big balls, Sir!

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