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After irth

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  1. After irth

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    You’re not much fun at parties...?
  2. Mine goes to 11.
  3. Horrible Florida winters, huh? Cuz when I think of blistery cold endless winters, I think...Florida.
  4. The Return Of Bruno.
  5. Blues Kitchen in Camden (other locations as well). Legit food. Brown liquor out the wazoo... https://theblueskitchen.com/camden/
  6. Bravo for posting that brilliant piece of work. Well done, sir.
  7. When you bite into your special order of “smoked wings” and all you taste is lighter fluid. Not trivial, but...whatcha gonna do...?
  8. When you’re traveling ...and you’re in Palestine, TX, ... and you’ve already shown her the joys of the Best Western... and your wife says, “Let’s just take it easy tonight. Maybe tomorrow, we’ll go out.” A) you want more? B) you wanted it harder? C) your boyfriend in Palestine isn’t home, huh? D) show me a place that’s actually open tomorrow...and that’s where we’ll eat.
  9. Can’t figure out if the humblebrag game is strong or weak here. Will wait it out from my luxury suite at the DFW Sheraton...
  10. Not a Bock in sight. How many wives were over at your place? How much beer got poured down the sink? How many did not suck your dick? How disappointing were your BBQ fantasies...? Next time, serve Weller Bourbon, Shiner Bock, and/or Big Red. Tell everyone else to suck it.
  11. Learning the art of overcooking wings. Only in Michigan...where is BBQ is (evidently) king.
  12. City Limits BBQ in Crandall was a heavenly experience today. Tried everything and somehow had room for pie (yeah, yeah...I sound fat), and it was totally worth it. Nice portions, reasonable prices. Huge fan of the people, the clean establishment, and the food they are cranking out. Will go back and actually remember to take pics next time, dammit. http://www.citylimitsbarbecue.com/
  13. You sound like an ordeal to deal with on a regular basis.
  14. Dupe post.
  15. Thank you, Captain Obvious!
  16. I dunno. If he’s got a big enough hard-on for dumpy houses, Orlando is the perfect sleeve to put in his Fleshlight-dream of slum-lordery and architectural masturbation.
  17. 202 is easier to dial...?
  18. Maybe you need to work on your Sundays.....
  19. Does she have a penis... ?
  20. That is just a genius-in-action move right there. I salute your big balls, Sir!
  21. Social Services will be in touch shortly.
  22. After irth

    Cinco de Mayo

  23. Love the Walking Stick. Good drinking for the price. One of the only NDPs that I got conned into at some point and actually come back for more on occasion.
  24. Pos rep for the universal truths you speak...and also for your Starchild avatar. Rock on, brother!
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