Went for a jog with my daughter around the neighborhood. Trying to get her trained up for cross country. Anyway, we were about half a mile in to it when a kid pointed out a “dog” hung in a fence. It tried to jump the wooden fence and one of the boards broke, and it was hanging by its neck stuck, back legs clawing trying to keep from dying. So I go to save the dog I realize it’s a coyote. Daughter required that it be saved even though it was a coyote. Being the bad ass dad that I am, I walked up, touched it once to hopefully calm it, grabbed it about midway and lifted him free if the fence. Fucker proceeded to try to bite me, but I was in no danger, set/dropped him on the ground to recover. We did another lap, and he took off by the time we came back around. All the neighbors saw him fleeing back to Armand bayou at that point.
I could definitely give a chimp a run for its money. Punchers chance at winning.