You don’t sound married.
Got a pressure washer for my wife that she has been wanting. After her first use, it of course end up in the middle of the garage, cords everywhere. So instead of passively aggressively dumping it on her side of the bed, I took the gun off, wound up the hoses, and put it away in the shop.
Fast forward a few days and she’s trying to use it again, and she’s yelling at me from outside about not taking the gun off. I asked her, with intentional tone, if she wanted me to put it back on for her real fast. 10 seconds later I handed it to her. “So you have to turn it backwards to put it on?”
Me - no. Righty tighty
Her - but you were turning it left
me - no i turned it right. (Picked up and demonstrated.
Her - no that’s backward.
me - (now getting pissed because surely she must be trolling me) well google it or ask your dad since you are clearly not going to believe me at this point.
next morning I get a text to some stupid link about righty righty and clockwise and how she was right. I happened to be in the shop and sent her back a video of me tightening it and loosening it. She came down and said you are turning it backwards!
At this point, it is amazing that no one is in jail. I did it for her again, with her a foot away, also indicating which way a fucking clock goes. Nope, your loosening it now.
I had to leave. She’s gas lighting me, right?
About an hour later it came up again, and she finally got it. We can laugh now. And I bring it up every chance I get over the last few weeks, but I really think she might have been trying to get me to stroke out so she could collect insurance.