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That Guy

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  1. I really liked it when we scored that one goal, and then they didn’t score any. It was really awesome.
  2. Tell the blondo with the hat I said sup.
  3. They just opened a moonshine at Parmer and Avery ranch that has a couple of bottles. I think it was 24, but not sure. If in north austin they have a nice little offering.
  4. Your mom kept it up for 28 minutes.
  5. Would you say that you’re...done with it?
  6. Still young enough (if you know what I’m saying!).
  7. Start by calling your husband.
  8. Shit snacks what’s a man without hope?
  9. I got you fam. You’re in htown? I make it there once a quarter. If you there I’ll bring one with me next time I head down there.
  10. Which one, bill?
  11. Narrator: She wasn’t.
  12. Fucking bitch tits are you fucking serious fuck it all
  13. I’m thankful for assholes that can spell.
  14. Twin charges 39 for small batch and closer to 60 for single barrel. Price sounds suspiciously low. That being said eht is my go to booze. I say buy it and drink it.
  15. Hager rolls in still not making tackles. Greeeaat
  16. Pretty sure that’s William Hill in there.
  17. Are we allowed to bag on hamm and his family at the tailgate? Asking for a friend.
  18. I used to bang a chick named heather glen. Actually, maybe it was a dude named glen heather? Either way nothing good came of it.
  19. Bobby blew it there with a shit pass on a 3v1
  20. Post pictures of your prettiest ugly fat chicks post haste. For now it is all we’ve got.
  21. Whats the good stuff you are looking for?
  22. He’s just hanging out to the right of the bottle of roc. Jeez. You’re supposed to find him for yourself.
  23. I don’t want to get anyone too excited but I’m pretty sure I just spotted Waldo.
  24. The door is crying because you touch yourself.
  25. That looks horrible.
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