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totallynotabuttpirate

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  1. Same with BlowU's QBs, for the most part.
  2. He's probably going to transfer to aggy once they hire a new offensive coordinator that is going to make them amazing.
  3. At least the D should be rested.
  4. The Pirate does it again!
  5. I mean he was about to get smashed when he threw it. Still should've been DPI...
  6. Disappointed in the lack of horns down.
  7. This thread has officially been Analstasis'd!
  8. I posted about it earlier, but yea nobody is going to pay Zeke more than the 1-2 mil range, maybe 3 with incentives. He has the most value to the cowboys, by far. So an extension rather than post June cut makes a lot of sense and saves the 5 mil dead cap money.
  9. Zeke's pass blocking and ability to get a tough 1-2 yards is elite. Pollard's is meh at pass blocking and short yardage and Davis has never done it. When the playoffs come around, this is the kindof shit that matters.
  10. We all shit on almost every one of Jerruh's offseason moves: Kicker lol Letting Collins go Letting Gregory go Resigning worst backup in the league Rush Drafting Smith with his leg extension surgery Keeping Fat Mike as coach Franchising tagging Shultz Not signing any big name free agents, etc... So far, not a bad offseason.
  11. I think there's a good chance we keep both Zeke and Pollard. The RBs market isn't what it used to be for Pollard, and extending Zeke rather than cutting him is best for both parties. A post June 1st cut would only have 5.8 mil in dead money and save 10.9 mil, so the cowboys have a lot of leverage. Big slow RBs on their 3rd contract rarely get above the vet minimum.
  12. He apparently cashed out $300 mil from one of their last funding rounds as a “repayment” . I’m sure that’s not all he’s taken.
  13. Seems like a punishment for the winning team and fans.
  14. It's hilarious that they think "Neon Deion" would go and live in that shithole for less than 100 mil guaranteed. And even then, they would be insane to pay that to an inexperienced coach like him. Sounds like a plan!
  15. Has anyone done a wellness check on @Bruh Man?
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