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TXSooner518

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  1. Hey so now Orange County is ordering teachers with same sex spouses to not have pictures of their spouses displayed or mention them. Rainbow clothing also banned. So all you dipshits who enable these fascist bigot fuckfaces with your bleating about how it’s just about stopping explicit sex discussions and not about oppressing and marginalizing people and hate can literally eat actual shit. You cuntrags supporting these people are directly driving more teens to suicide just because of ignorance and intolerance. Congratulations on being gullible naive tools for murdering kids you piles of dogshit.
  2. I feel like at least half and likely more of low stakes cash players are calling QJ on JT9 even monotone. Whether they should obv is up for debate and in many cases should not. Limp-call QJo UTG is way worse than any other decision he made in the hand.
  3. In one hour of poker I: Lost a hand for 2x average stack in a tourney with 500k up top with KK to AT on T43hh all in. Turn Ah gives me flush draw redraw but nope. Lose AA to K9 in a 3bet pre pot on 666 flop to running kings. Run KK into AA (luckily fold pre bc lol opponents lol poker lol my life)
  4. I mean, reproductive rights and medical privacy no longer exist so yes the govt will be coming to forcibly vaccinate every citizen. Also every male will get a mandatory vasectomy at 13th birthday and can only get it reversed upon a showing of good cause. If you get it reversed, you get a card stating so. You must show it to your partner every time before sex so they know you’re fertile. Life sentence if you don’t. Every one of theses is legal and constitutional under the Alito opinion.
  5. A common heuristic I had seen for 3b size is 2.5x if in position and 3.5x out of position. And yeah then spiced up a bit for every caller in between. That also squares roughly with my guideposts I mentioned. I def think I get 3 calls with 2400. So then the question becomes did I charge them enough equity to now play a 4 way pot out of position with TT, where I won’t love most flops? Not saying the answer to that question is certainly no, but that would be my concern with smaller sizing. Then on the flip side if I go too big, then I start just isolating myself against their monster hands and folding out everything I beat which also obv sucks. It’s def an art for sure, and imperfect.
  6. It’s going to vary some based on opp tendencies, my image, my range, positions, remaining stack depths, etc. Here when it gets to me there is 3000 in the pot and 500 for me to call. Folding is obv right out. The opener was a frequent opener and the callers were fairly loose callers. I’m way ahead of their ranges so I am def gonna raise. A pot-sized raise is to 4300. A half-pot raise is to 2500. I would say I’m generally going to be between those parameters barring something fairly out of the ordinary. Factors that support going to the high end: I am way ahead of ranges; callers are loose and may call the 3b wide; out of position so favor ending hand or limiting opponents Factors that support going smaller: I’m out of position; I’ve been folding for an hour so opponents may tighten up to a reraise esp a large one; I’m OOP and unlikely to get all folds with these opp so avoiding bloating pot is good. I think the most critical one is how far ahead of their ranges I am, so I elected to go a bit larger than 3/4 pot. I did consider 4k strongly.
  7. I'm actually just calling here. He could be bluffing a missed draw in which case call = jam. What hands is he betting for value and calling a jam with as a "solid reg" that we beat? 99 exactly? I don't think a solid reg is calling jam on river with straight on a 3-flush paired board, esp since the board is 4-straight. Mayyyybe if he had AK since he beats all kings (but would we evvvvvvvvvver jam a bare king on this river?) but he's very unlikely to have AK since he limp/call pre. I guess the big question is what he does with a flush. I think he would certainly fold all non-nut flushes. Will he call with ace high flush? What are we raising pre, betting flop, checking turn, jamming over a river bet that loses to ace high flush here? Keep in mind ace high flush is the 3rd best clubs combo available, 4th best if he thinks we can have Q8cc, which would be an ambitious iso. We lose to JT, J9, QJ, KQcc, 87cc which are all squarely in limp/call range. We also lose to QQ/JJ though those are obv not very likely with limp/call pre. So I think jamming just folds out his bluffs and thin value hands and dunks us when he has us coolered, unless we are sure he stacks off with flush. Obv can't fold, but just don't see value in a jam against a good player. Against a moron, yes. Flying to Vegas today for a week+ of poker, LFGGGGGGGGGGG. BTuckPoker on Twitter for anyone who wants to follow along with hand and chip count minutia.
  8. I went to Tavern a few months ago, still great. If you do Stanley’s @jimmyjazz go with the MotherClucker sammich, ribs mushy there now.
  9. I would roll eyes and call. Too many overpairs, esp with diamond, to fold IMO.
  10. That’s why I was asking what payouts are. The more $ up top, the more +chipEV and +$EV converge.
  11. So we need to call 11 BB to win a total pot of 24 so we need 11/24 equity, or 45.8%. Against a range of all pairs, all suited aces, A8o+, KQ, KJs, QJs we have 45.4%. Give him all aces and all broadway combos and we are up to 49.4%. If you take out AA and KK in the first range, we are up to 47% (since he might raise small or limp to trap with those). So it's a pretty close decision, dependent heavily on his exact range and your opponent tendencies, ease of steal, etc., but almost certainly not a big mistake to call. Were payouts 50-30-20?
  12. With a BB ante I would def call since we are getting a good price and also our price per round is way higher. Here it’s closer for sure since the pot odds are less good and we can see more hands to get the proverbial better spot. I’d def jam it over a standard open. I’d def call if he’s jamming K2s and K3s. I’d def fold if they play too tight shorthanded and you can easily steal or if button is terrible. Def calling 66+. Used to making decisions with the ante, need to run some no ante numbers later to double check instincts here tho.
  13. Paying 1, 2, or 3 spots? Stack of button? Rough number of blinds in LAG stack?
  14. For one, no one thinks anything will PREVENT murder but we sure as shit would like to REDUCE murder. For two, dipshit high school dropouts don’t get pissy when granny is bitching about the phone bill and impulsively *checks notes* construct an ammonium nitrate bomb to harm her then whip up another one real quick to blow up a school.
  15. I just wish the protestors families were submitting DNA samples to identify the protestors.
  16. The amazing symbolism of saying all of Texas stands with Uvalde accompanied by a picture of him seated.
  17. This was insane. Including taking a solid weight belt shot right across the chest. My brother had torn his pec and said literally every time he engaged that side of his body it felt like daggers.
  18. Or tanks or surface to air missiles or tactical nukes? How do we stop 5 year olds and violent felons from buying guns? The NO RESTRICTIONS!!!! crowd happily ignores the multiple restrictions that already exist just like the MASKS ARE TYRANNY crowd ignored the 50000 other laws on the books they have to comply with. Was having to look up a county judge for work and on his Facebook he had a I AINT IMPOSING COVID RESTRICTIONS and plenty of people were like yeah damn right. His previous post was imposing a burn ban and amazingly no one was screeching or crying about how the government can’t tell them what to do and why can’t people decide for themselves and they don’t live in FEAR and if you don’t wanna burn things STAY HOME.
  19. Also, this is the dumbest fucking argument possible. "Laws don't stop the bad guys!" THEN WHY THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DO WE HAVE LAWS AT ALL???? If I wanna run a red light, I'm gonna, so why the fuck is it illegal? Why when I buy groceries at 9am can I not buy beer? Why do we outlaw weed in Texas? Why can't I play poker for money on the internet? Just the absolute most intellectually bankrupt lazy cuntface argument that exists.
  20. And an Uber driver who takes someone who is seven weeks pregnant to Planned Parenthood to get an abortion can be civilly sued by random strangers for $10,000!
  21. Folding the 22 here b/c we are never way ahead and have zero fold equity. I'd jam over the raise a bit wider than Lurch describes, but it depends on how active the chip leader has been. I agree with Lurch's range for jamming from button if folded to you. Prob adding in suited kings and maybe suited queens, again depending a bit on the players in the blinds.
  22. OK. Would you perhaps feel differently if literally the only use of a car was to kill people? Instead that is a tangential result extremely rare per number of uses AND FUCKING YET using them requires training, a license, insurance, registration, and significant regulation, all things that you and yours have dragged your feet and screamed about for something that only has killing as a utility.
  23. Fappppp
  24. And inevitably Ricky Steamboat gets hit in the nuts again and again.
  25. Been working on a different backswing that is keeping me much more centered, and the ballstriking has really improved! Also working on a different chip/pitch. Have gone 97-92-82 the last 3 rounds, with the 82 a neat little net 59 that everyone always loves haha. Tied my personal best with 9 greens in the 92 round, and hit 5 of 6 at one point in the 82. I'm sure it's short-lived, but damn golf is fun when you can actually hit shots and work on strategically moving around the course instead of top/chunk/skull/shanking it around.
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