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I thought that was called Hurricane Harvey

Isn't whiteclaw that gluten free, zero carb alcohol substitute stuff?

Maybe it used to say "aggy fuck"

Sams about to become legend

oh FUCK

The Sam Ehlinger Game

I miss seeing this dude in Astroworld commercials

I'm 33 34. I aint no old man.

I thought this was gonna be some Devo music video or something

Texas is guaranteed to win, we have a secret weapon: my mom has gone to 10 Texas games in her life, and is 10-0 in attendance. That includes a Big XII championship and the game against KSU in the pouring rain. Texas cannot lose when she's in attendance. By contrast, my dad is a jinx. Every texas big texas football game he's gone to, they've lost. She's going to the game tomorrow. He is not. It's my birthday tomorrow, her's is next week. This is both of our birthday presents. We cannot lose.

I guess it was a personal nickname The story of how I was introduced to him was goddamn wild. My cousin's husband has ties to MLB, she lives in california so we rarely see each other. About 15 or so years ago, she's at my sister's wedding and is talking to me and finds out I'm big into UT sports. She goes "You need to come to california and talk to Jimmy, he's a big UT fan. His son plays pro baseball and was a baseball player at UT." So flash forward a couple of years, and I'm in california and hit up my cousin. Once again, she's like, "let me give Jimmy a call, you should talk to him." Entire time I'm oblivious until we meet, and I'm like "son in baseball... jimmy... james? JAMES STREET?!" She had no idea he was a QB at Texas or anything, she thought he was just a huge UT nut lol.

That's cause you never met him. He was introduced to me as "Jimmy."

Sam is the fucking man

Been reading that the 4 goalline running plays against Georgia in the sugar bowl was sam ehlinger calling his own play. The coaches wanted to run a finesse play but ehlinger said "give me the ball and I'll score" and came through on his word. What a fucking badass.

Ricky, Earl, Vince, Colt, and Sam in the works but the older guard don't get that. We don't say "bobby," we say "bobby layne." Although I've heard some people call James Street, "Jimmy."

absolutely nobody calls him Johnny Longhorn.

answer: aggys

Lmao this idiot deleted his twitter account and left the goddamn Tennessee vols program, amazing.

I dont think a big factor, no. The wii fitness app is sort of a general fitness app, so it tries to do all sort of things to improve your body. Every day it gives a small tip about how what you are doing helps, or some other advice. Like last night, it told me to remember to brush my teeth before going to bed, haha. once it said having better balance improves weight loss, but didnt go into detail. Most of the tips about balance are about how it'll reduce back pain and joint aches later in life.

I use this on my salads as a substitute for crutons. They're so good. When I don't want to cook, my lazy meal is a whataburger with cheese, bacon, and jalapenos, sans bun. They give it to you on this little platter, so I eat the burger like a Salisbury steak, then go to the fridge and pull out some zero sugar italian dressing, some black olives, and crush up some whisps cheese crisps (I use the tomato basil ones) and throw it all together. Pretty decent salad for something that was originally just burger filler. I like doing this, because it helps me hit my greens intake for the day, which is necessary to avoid "lazy/dirty keto."

Back in June, my doctor told me I needed to completely change my diet and start exercising because I was very very boarderline diabetic. He suggested I try Keto, not for weight loss, but to improve my blood sugar. We agreed that going until my birthday, September 7th, would be a good trial for a Keto diet. I took to it earnestly, trying my hardest on the diet, with no expectations for how much weight to lose. Maybe, if I was lucky, I could lose 20 lbs overall. If I'd done that, I would be ecstatic. I took up running and yoga. Every day, rain or shine, run 2 miles with my dog plus walk another 3. Cut out all sugars in my diet (obviously) and haven't cheated. I got a nintendo Wii fit to help me track my weight loss, it comes with a digital scale that doubles as a work out board and also a pedometer that can measure things like air pressure, temperature, etc in the calculations. Because of the work out board, Wii Fit started telling me that my balance was very off, I leaned 15% to the left, and that poor balance would inhibit working out correctly and thus slow weight loss, so it would have me do these daily yoga routines to strengthen my core. It's been almost 3 months to the day now. Saturday is my birthday. I lost 50 lbs. I went from 230 lbs, to 179 lbs in 3 months. 50 fucking pounds in 3 months. I hit the so-called Keto plateau about a month in, which is when I started really running hard to try and break through, and just kept on losing. I've eaten so many chicken wings, and crock pot chili, and broccoli that I don't think I can look at that stuff again for a long while. But I lost weight. I noticed a bunch of huge changes in my life: - My Sleep Apnea is cured. I no longer snore. - My Doctor says I'm no longer at risk for diabetes, I have "cured" myself and my body has "healed" itself - I can fit into clothes from highschool again - I no longer get heartburn (I used to have chronic heartburn) - I am way, way more alert and sleep better (likely because of the sleep apnea) On top of all that, on monday, when I did my body test, it reported that I was 0.2% off center in my balance. I do my body test every day at about 8 pm after running, so I was hoping that today would be the day I fixed my balance issues, and sure enough: When I checked my Wii today, because I had hit my goal, it played this little animation. When you weigh yourself, you have to hold this tablet in your hands in a yoga position, and doing so lets it take a picture of your face. It does so every day. So, to celebrate reaching this milestone, it played back all my pics from the last 3 months in rapid fire so I could actually see my face slim down. It got very dusty in the room. I wanted this so badly. I went in with low expectations of weight loss to shield myself from failure, and blew my damn expectations out of the water. I'm still not done, I want to lose another 15 or so lbs, at which point I'll be the perfect weight for my age and height. But right now... this feels very, very good. I haven't felt this good about myself in a LONG time. Going to Austin this saturday to watch Texas beat LSU. Then I'm gonna hit the bars for the first time in a very long time with confidence. 3 months changed my life.

TIGERS BLEUX

gotta schedule some FCS schools to help their strength of schedule, because scheduling SEC teams would hurt them.

Brandy? I think they actually banned him from TexAgs for being a jinx lol

covered in aggy jizz, yup definitely Liucci's sock.