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    Sam Ehlinger

    Shane shouldn't have to do anything to win this game, just manage it. Fuck I hope Sam is alright. We should be able to beat Baylor without him and let him rest, though.
  2. Nebraska "Football" is an oxymoron
  3. That was Gus "A child shall lead" Johnson during the USC game.
  4. Rice has a more recent national championship in a major men's sport than Baylor, too.
  5. I like the doofus who said we've only beaten Big 12 teams Cause USC is in the Big 12...
  6. I can sum up their thinking y their 2010 slogan: "Wear Red. Be Loud. Beat Texas." Their mindset was literally nothing more than a middle finger to the University of Texas. They cut off their enormous pants-pissing nose to spite their face. Worked out like a charm, eh?
  7. Baseball fans remember Nebraska, the state, once a year, at least. But not the university of Nebraska.
  8. The funniest thing about Nebraska being down is that nobody seems to care. When teams like USC or Michigan or Texas are down, lots and lots and lots of articles scrutinizing everything they do right or wrong, questioning when they will be back. There is intense pressure for those schools to rebound quickly. Articles written every year they're not back in the top 25. Nebraska? They've been down for a while now, and nobody seems to bat an eye. I'd imagine most of the country flat out forgets Nebraska exists unless they are in the top 25.
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    Sam Ehlinger

    SIR SIR M'LADY SIR HOUGHT HOUGHT Close to jumping, FAAAAR from pussy
  10. SEC

    Sam Ehlinger

    "I don't care what you have to say about me being a virgin" says the nerd posting about it twice within 10 minutes with literally thousands of posts on the THIRD spinoff fan site of a college football team.
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    Sam Ehlinger

    LMAO yeah, the dude who runs onto the internet at 10:00 AM to defend his e-cred is definitely drowning in pussy. Get fucked you virgin loser.
  12. maybe suck a dick, aggy?
  13. Typical aggy, always trying to rewrite history
  14. hey regard, I said we should have been ranked 4 weeks after the MD loss. You know, when we were 4-1 with 2 wins over top 25 teams. Like we were in virtually every other poll, except SI's.
  15. The over reaction was Texas being unranked due to a week 1 loss to MD after 4 straight wins, 2 over top 25 teams.
  16. Yeah, that was really awkward. I couldn't tell if he didn't want to reveal his strategy? Bizarre non answer. His entire strategy is a dick in his ass, so no, he didn't want to reveal it.
  17. What gets me is how physical we are all over the place. Every position, our players are all of the sudden goddamn men. It starts at QB, Ehlinger is tough as nails. I just can't remember a more physical Texas team unless we go back to like 2005. We beat people up now.
  18. Si.com jumped texas from unranked to #6 Good god damn
  19. I can't fucking believe how everyone is breaking out all the same time. All of the sudden, after a decade in the desert, we suddenly have playmakers all over the place. Even the fucking freshman kicker is shining. Best Texas team in a decade. I think we win the conference this year.
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    Sam Ehlinger

    Sam Ehlinger has entered ESPN's heisman watch: http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/page/gamedayfinal100618/welcome-big-12
  21. I like sam even more now, what a badass
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    Sam Ehlinger

    Sam "Mehlinger" is going to get way, way, way more pussy tonight than Closetojumping will ever see in his entire lifetime.
  23. Now consider this -- we could play a rematch at the end of the season thanks to the Big XII's stupid rules.
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