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Victor Lazlo

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    Aw, shit. Which one of you said “Beetlejuicy” 3 times?
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    L O fucking L
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    Touchdown
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    Ha ha. Fake punt worked. Maryland is in business at the OSU 29
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    Yes. And that’s why Major is a Texas Legend.
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    Whoever runs off guard on 1st and 2nd down then swing pass on 3rd.
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    Oh, yeah!
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    aggy paid UAB $1.6 million to be a tomato can. If they know what’s good for them, they will lay down and take the loss.
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    Goddammit. I came here looking for another J Smith meltdown and all I get is a bunch of burnt out cokeheads reliving the “glory days”. FML.
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    Yeah, but Colt wasn’t the Colt that we fondly remember as being absolute nails when he was in his second year on campus, as Sam is. There is a lot to be said for development in a system, which we haven’t had since Colt. I’m expecting the next two years of Sam to be glorious. Just need to get the goddamn defense fixed.
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    Hey, we won. We’re 7-3. It could be worse.
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    Holy shit. Big balls on that call!
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    Cry me a fucking river. If things are so bad for you, and you feel that guilty, renounce all of your material possessions and go live in a Himalayan monetary Oh, hell no! Can’t do without that smartphone and Instagram. Fuck off.
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    I know you’re smarter than that, so I’ll refrain from calling you a dumbass. The party of the incumbent president tends to lose ground during midterm elections: over the past 21 midterm elections, the President's party has lost an average 30 seats in the House, and an average four seats in the Senate
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    Damn, that should make you ashamed of yourself. Probably should donate all of your belongings to charity and take a vow of poverty. So you can feel better about yourself.
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    Nah, history cost Republicans the House. It happens every mid term. But you knew that already.
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    I’m sure that will be a big benefit for us residents of Harris County. Go team!
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    Damn the bad luck.
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