Jump to content
Required Reading for any Longhorn ×

Victor Lazlo

Certifiably Surly
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    1171

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Victor Lazlo

  1. Victor Lazlo
    Fuck you too, North Loop. Yeah, I believe we are going to beat SC. They got nothing. Stanford beat them tonight. We are going to win. Sam damned neat beat them at their place last year.
  2. Victor Lazlo
    Fuck you too BurntEyes. Neither a troll nor delusional. We are going to win. Bunch of God Damn loser quitters around here. Come apologize to me after we beat SC and all will be forgotten.
  3. Victor Lazlo
    Fuck you and your limp-wristed bullshit. We are going to win.
  4. Victor Lazlo
    Total shitshow
  5. Victor Lazlo
    This is a total shitshow. Shitshow
  6. Victor Lazlo
    Show me a loss!
  7. Victor Lazlo
    I’m already seeing aggys crowing about how they “are back” After a loss. Roller coaster keep on clickety clacking.
  8. Victor Lazlo
    Ingram is fucking good. As is LJH
  9. Victor Lazlo
    Yeah, Ingram didn’t deserve to be in there in the 4th quarter last week. Too young.
  10. Victor Lazlo
    Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Let’s fuck em up tonight.
  11. Victor Lazlo
    Machete
  12. Victor Lazlo
    Bregman is hotter than a depot stove. - Milo Hamilton
  13. Victor Lazlo
    This worked for me on mobile
  14. Victor Lazlo
  15. Victor Lazlo
    Well, shit. I’m feeling pretty good about our chances after that. What could go wrong?
  16. Victor Lazlo
    Go fuck some more sheep, aggy scum.
  17. Victor Lazlo
    And Luhnow drafted Laureano out of NE OK A&M too I’m wondering how the hell did Luhnow misjudge Laureano so badly as to trade him last year? He would be the answer to any outfield problem that we might have. Sure, small sample size and all. But he’s hitting .300 with a +850 OPS. That would play in either right or left for us right now.
  18. Victor Lazlo
    Glad to see Deetz have success. NE OK A&M? Who gives a fuck. Luhnow & Co sure seem to have the ability to find these diamonds in the rough. Of course, extreme SSS.
  19. Victor Lazlo
    1) Yes, Devo isn’t right, McCullers will make him expendable. 2) It’s been obvious to me that Correa has been just guessing on pitches for quite a while. Not reacting, but guessing. How he’s gotten to that point, I don’t know. Shit’s got to change, though, or he needs to drop from the 4 hole.
  20. Victor Lazlo
    I think Artie started hitting the sauce a little early today.
  21. Victor Lazlo
    He’s got a 1.031 OPS I’d say that’s just a little bit better than decent. Sure, SSS and all, but, damn, let’s give the the man some credit. We’ve been desperately needing what he’s been providing.
  22. Victor Lazlo
    Tell Lou to watch his cornhole.
  23. Victor Lazlo
    bizzle, I think your best bet is to stock up on that Eagle Rare 17. With enough of that, and if you squint just right, that 4-8 will look almost like 8-4.
  24. Victor Lazlo
    And he did a good job of it. We still owe them one for hitting Yuli. I vote for Sipp to hit Trout late in an Astros blowout tomorrow.
  25. Victor Lazlo
    Yeah, I’ve been sued before for Trade Dress infringement. I’d consult with the Surly legal team before forging ahead with that. I love the logo, but not sure you’d get away with it. Good luck. For reference: https://www.upcounsel.com/trade-dress-infringement

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...