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  1. Victor Lazlo
    Marwinning!
  2. Victor Lazlo
    Gattis es en fuego
  3. Victor Lazlo
    And there goes Yuli again. +.450 with RISP
  4. Victor Lazlo
    Someone was bitching about Yuli batting cleanup somewhere earlier in this thread, I think. He’s just hitting about .450 with runners in scoring position after that last hit. That works for me in the 4 hole.
  5. Victor Lazlo
    Got my 25 in for Kody today.
  6. Victor Lazlo
    Championship dreams Bitch-slapped to reality Tears in Fayettenam
  7. Victor Lazlo
    Woo hoo! Now, run back to Tennessee, you pissants. Who’s your daddy?
  8. Victor Lazlo
    Hahahaha
  9. Victor Lazlo
    Boom! Another jack
  10. Victor Lazlo
    Holy shit. Oppo for Clemens
  11. Victor Lazlo
    Hell yes
  12. Victor Lazlo
    Let the bailiff see you watching Eskimo scat gifs. Should do the trick.
  13. Victor Lazlo
    Seems to me that if he is in Dallas, he’s already visiting Texas. Insert rimshot.gif, but fuck me, I can’t make it happen.
  14. Victor Lazlo
    Test fuck it if it doesn’t work Of course it didn’t
  15. Victor Lazlo
    No offense, Wood, but if you are going long cat in order to justify your outrage over a bad call from a Joe Schmo trying to make rent money by umpiring your kid’s ballgame, well, maybe you should try to take a step back and think about things. Just trying to give a little perspective Ive been there- coached my daughter’s softball for 6 years. I learned that all of the umps, with the exception of maybe 2, in 6 years time, are just trying to do the very best job that they can. They aren’t trying to screw you, and they damned well aren’t getting paid enough to be berated mercifully over perceived missed calls.
  16. Victor Lazlo
    The delusion is real. i feel for their sanity.
  17. Victor Lazlo
    Oooh. Good one. Very witty. Yes, counselor. I get that your feelings of superiority make you believe that your SEC affiliation situates you above the fray of lesser conferences. So go ahead and explain, spell it out for me, because I’m so dense, how your butt-buddies at a and m got bounced so quickly in a “sniff”, Big12 regional. At least their meltdown against Indiana wasn’t “boring”, was it?
  18. Victor Lazlo
    You are correct. You don’t know the rule. A FOUL BALL is a batted ball that settles on foul territory between home and first base, or between home and third base, or that bounds past first or third base on or over foul territory, or that first falls on foul territory beyond first or third base, or that, while on or over foul territory, touches the person of an umpire or player, or any object foreign to the natural ground. A foul fly shall be judged according to the relative position of the ball and the foul line, including the foul pole, and not as to whether the infielder is on foul or fair territory at the time he touches the ball. Rule 2.00 (Foul Ball) Comment: A batted ball not touched by a fielder, which hits the pitchers rubber and rebounds into foul territory, between home and first, or between home and third base is a foul ball.
  19. Victor Lazlo
    “Boring game” Know how I know you’re SEC?
  20. Victor Lazlo
    Fuck yeah. Shit, heart attack time. Wow.
  21. Victor Lazlo
    Why the fuck they can’t stay with a hot pitcher, I’ll never know. Sure everyone has a role, but damn, a guy is getting outs, leave him in.
  22. Victor Lazlo
    Yeah. What’s that hangover cure they sell? He’d be perfect for that.
  23. Victor Lazlo
    I know it’s second-guessing, but I would have left him in there until he had a problem. I wouldn’t mess with success. His arm isn’t going to fall off if he goes 20 more pitches.
  24. Victor Lazlo
    That’s a man, baby.
  25. Victor Lazlo
    96? I think. He’s got another inning in him

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