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El Squared

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  1. Diving used to be a strength and even helped us win a couple championships but last few years it has been in the shitter, and what’s worse, since it impacts the total number of participants allowed (18) it may have blocked out some swimmers that could have contributed . Don’t know what happened to diving.
  2. They admitted the relay was about not getting dq’d (safe starts)sotheycould get the points for placing. A dq would lose the whole thing potentially.
  3. Good thing everyone else on this board doesn’t drink and post….o/w they would be hypocrites…….
  4. Correct. Everyone fails .
  5. Yes because this is 1952.
  6. The PR people and these generic statements are disingenuous and fall flat. Best for admin not to say anything except thanks and best wishes. I’m sure this was not a brainstorming session, “ so RT, what do you think we should do here going forward?” Nonsense.
  7. Sorry you’re blue taint /pussy is so damaged. Find a safe space band some crayons.
  8. No offense , which means I’m about to offend you, but I don’t care how much effort millionaire coaches bring to Texas. We all care about results. He was an average coach who had well above average compensation, like most failed Texas coaches. These are facts. No call for cunt shade unless that’s what you are. Properly fuck off now.
  9. You would think being an assistant for 20 + years you would pick up some coaching tips. I guess some people never learn anything……bizarre.
  10. So I guess the lavender Rosie O’Donnell glasses didn’t help much after all….see ya RTard!
  11. Ready for the flight home…pack some good snacks! (And a participation trophy!)
  12. If RTard gets fired, does he have to give Willie Wonka his lavender glasses back?
  13. It is a chore transporting old used couches all the way from their living rooms in Ohio to the Metroplex. Happily, there is an ample supply in the alley and dumpsters near Jerry World. Flame on!
  14. Unlikely either team will play a “complete game“ for 4 quarters. Let the better team win and keep the zebras the fuck out of it.
  15. When teOSU travels, how do they bring their couches? Oversized luggage on a plane or "live off the land" at a DFW Goodwill ? Charcoal lighter fluid from Dollar General or Family Dollar for sure....but the couch thing threw me.
  16. OSU has the pressure on them, like they did with meat chicken at home. Now THEY have to live up to their other-worldly hype, and overcome the intoxicationg huffing of their own chili spaghetti farts for 8 days. THEY have to have a great game, THEY are quite capable of shitting down their jorts. Pressure is on THEM.
  17. Did someone turn off the banjo music in the background?
  18. Yes ,they can absolutely just walk into B1G and waltz back anytime , they are that desirable. And of course, fantastic success follows them wherever they are. While no ‘’question” asked of aggy , ever, I have one : where did he score the LSD?
  19. The Wall of Truth on the side of Kyle Stadium enshrines and protects all the hundreds of thousands of championships aggy has to date. aggy has no need for inferior blue blood, they have white blood, obtained from each other , and sheep, administered orally, rectally, nasally, and intraocularly via organic hypodermic micro tubules or glass cylinders ….no other organization carries such “cream of the crotch” white blood in their bloodstream. Sacred.
  20. Wrong: people reel them back into the body all the time, voluntarily and involuntarily, particularly anxious and fearful guys. Most women too.
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