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El Squared

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  1. Did someone turn off the banjo music in the background?
  2. Yes ,they can absolutely just walk into B1G and waltz back anytime , they are that desirable. And of course, fantastic success follows them wherever they are. While no ‘’question” asked of aggy , ever, I have one : where did he score the LSD?
  3. The Wall of Truth on the side of Kyle Stadium enshrines and protects all the hundreds of thousands of championships aggy has to date. aggy has no need for inferior blue blood, they have white blood, obtained from each other , and sheep, administered orally, rectally, nasally, and intraocularly via organic hypodermic micro tubules or glass cylinders ….no other organization carries such “cream of the crotch” white blood in their bloodstream. Sacred.
  4. Wrong: people reel them back into the body all the time, voluntarily and involuntarily, particularly anxious and fearful guys. Most women too.
  5. Going forward I give 0 billion focks about this topic of targeting since there was plenty of reverse refuckery on us by the "blind"( prolly well-compensated) zebras. It wasn't even close to balanced. My only real concern going forward with this stupid story is that it does not bleed over into our next game and the alleged referees feel that they need some additional make up calls against us. The rest of the talking heads/barking rectums out there can keep fellating themselves.
  6. They look at and count the lettuce in the envelope to make sure it was all there....
  7. Of course, because he has to act like he is doing something other than cashing checks. Suits gonna suit.
  8. The refuckery cut both ways, but we got 90% of that turd festival from them....
  9. That’s clearly why OSU did so well against Meatchicken. They are invincible. No way to win, why even play?
  10. I only rely upon the shrewd predictions of Kork Bowels and Sam Acho…..they seem to know things….
  11. You are right , but ASU got lucky that Burt shit the bed, and that the refs don’t care if you are pulled over the goal line, ….stuff like that. It cuts both ways, I guess you hate being lucky.
  12. Maybe “they” didn’t have any business getting back in the game after 2 screwed 2 FGs’, and pulling their ball carrier across the goal line. Just sayin’. You cannot isolate one stat and Nostradamus the outcome. Yes Sark sarked this one , but somehow a W.
  13. ESPN machine says there’s a 99.9% chance Tessitore is a gloryhole cuck. He’s likely fapping to a Scatterdoo replay as we speak.
  14. One silver lining is that asshole prolapsed his uterus in OT. Such a slurping douche.
  15. It involves peroxide and/or baking soda. Hard in seconds.
  16. FUPM likely has a goal of being a torpedo. He doesn’t want to coach, doesn’t want “the kids” to get NIL money, but he does hate others having success at coaching. The only coaching he is good at is coaching the girls that drive beverage carts on golf courses.and Kork Bowels mouth.
  17. Wow. Mack is a media monster= NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATH. What part of his last 3 years here are you amnestic to? How about his scorched earth on to his way out? Please review the history.
  18. Despite the nut squeezes , jizz jars, milk men, and delusional addictions, I don’t think it’s why aggy sucks. Yes, it provides great distraction and entertainment in a twisted way, but IMO its really aggy leadership that is horrible and terribly inbred, perpetuating their circling of the drain. This is not only the athletics dept but the university system as a whole. They pick and back losers and bad decisions. That’s their primary cultural flaw.
  19. Unclear what FUPM brings to UT in the plus column now. Sure he can give handies and slurp nursing home BMDs but he is a vindictive shit that can also drop turds in a punch bowl. He can stay on the golf course but yes he can plant poison ivy wherever he is with little to no upside for UT.
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