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El Squared

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  1. Lincoln Riley often sends back pulled pork sandwiches claiming " I can't taste the pig jizz".
  2. He was fingerbanging himself during the presser....can't get enough...
  3. Lincoln Riley thought a superspreader event was Souf Austin's mom last Saturday.......and he was right.
  4. Lincoln Riley likes to go to meetings.
  5. Lincoln Riley tried to patent crotchless pantyliners.
  6. Lincoln Riley puts dingleberries on his ice cream sundaes.
  7. Lincoln Riley uses rabbit pellets in his Traegor.
  8. Lincoln Riley not only wades in the Red River, he drinks from it.
  9. Lincoln Riley thinks Old Faithful would be a great bidet.
  10. Lincoln Riley ‘s idol is Uncle Rico.
  11. Lincoln Riley only eats corn on the cob to time his shits(poops).
  12. Lincoln Riley gets the extended warranty on every purchase.
  13. Lincoln Riley likes to double post.
  14. Lincoln Riley attends the Tour de France every year just to sniff the bicycle seats.
  15. Lincoln Riley eats cucumber sandwiches without butter.
  16. Lincoln Riley eats cucumber sandwiches without butter.
  17. Lincoln Riley has a cat named Pussy and a pussy named Jake.
  18. Lincoln Riley prefers rhomboids to parallelograms.
  19. Lincoln Riley doesn’t fart when he asked friends to pull his finger- he cums.
  20. Lincoln Riley does his own Pap smears.
  21. Lincoln Riley actually waited for Godot.
  22. Lincoln Riley stays up all night to watch The Golden Girls marathon.
  23. Lincoln Riley keeps Cheese Whiz in his glove box.
  24. Lincoln Riley gives US Savings Bonds as graduation gifts.
  25. Lincoln Riley has silk-lined lederhosen.
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