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El Squared

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  1. Maybe “they” didn’t have any business getting back in the game after 2 screwed 2 FGs’, and pulling their ball carrier across the goal line. Just sayin’. You cannot isolate one stat and Nostradamus the outcome. Yes Sark sarked this one , but somehow a W.
  2. ESPN machine says there’s a 99.9% chance Tessitore is a gloryhole cuck. He’s likely fapping to a Scatterdoo replay as we speak.
  3. One silver lining is that asshole prolapsed his uterus in OT. Such a slurping douche.
  4. It involves peroxide and/or baking soda. Hard in seconds.
  5. FUPM likely has a goal of being a torpedo. He doesn’t want to coach, doesn’t want “the kids” to get NIL money, but he does hate others having success at coaching. The only coaching he is good at is coaching the girls that drive beverage carts on golf courses.and Kork Bowels mouth.
  6. Wow. Mack is a media monster= NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATH. What part of his last 3 years here are you amnestic to? How about his scorched earth on to his way out? Please review the history.
  7. Despite the nut squeezes , jizz jars, milk men, and delusional addictions, I don’t think it’s why aggy sucks. Yes, it provides great distraction and entertainment in a twisted way, but IMO its really aggy leadership that is horrible and terribly inbred, perpetuating their circling of the drain. This is not only the athletics dept but the university system as a whole. They pick and back losers and bad decisions. That’s their primary cultural flaw.
  8. Unclear what FUPM brings to UT in the plus column now. Sure he can give handies and slurp nursing home BMDs but he is a vindictive shit that can also drop turds in a punch bowl. He can stay on the golf course but yes he can plant poison ivy wherever he is with little to no upside for UT.
  9. He stayed away from the Campus the last 5 years of his contract here, and “worked” from the Steiner Ranch Golf Course while sleeping at his Spanish Oaks home.
  10. Fixxed
  11. Maybe JFF left a little bit of himself outside looch….like a pearl necklace or special facial.
  12. I goofed. The stack of green chips looked like dice . Need stronger cheaters. Vision worsening, I guess I’ve seen too much……
  13. Better Stranglers song:
  14. ASU seem like a stripper prep school.
  15. All 4’11 of him….the man who created the longhorn logo for DKR I believe
  16. It’s no jet-pack man , but somewhat impressive….
  17. The forward pass seems to be a daunting issue for our side. Perhaps apK should consider defending against it. Yes, a rambunctious notion, but still….
  18. Just win, and oh, BTW , the forward pass is apparently legal, PK. Consider defending against that.
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