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El Squared

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  1. “Take the SARK, pussy!” ©️
  2. And also Dunkin Donuts
  3. Don’t forget the Fleets enema administered by FCB.
  4. Conspicuously absent in this discussion is who Sark will select as bagman, since working with Carroll and Saban he must have some great contacts in the network. We need to play like the rest of them.
  5. Welp- at least we got some glorious BBQ pron out of this thread!
  6. Why don't you go gloat in your prairie schooner tiny home you miserable OU fuck sock.
  7. Futureman is a sock for FCB. That being said<-its unclear why CUM said nothing to diffuse the speculation except that he is also a self absorbed douche. Go do whatever ,Pope, and I give 0 billion fucks whether you succeed or your head explodes from brain spiders or fake panic attacks...as you are : "the coach who cried wolf".
  8. What reasonable person has expectations for UT Football --except that the coach will be excessively paid for whatevr shitshow they produce and their is abosolutely no linkage between performance and production?
  9. You were correct, but I bet you put liquid smoke and mayo on your McRib as part of your rectal feeding routine!
  10. Eating a McRib is an arterial fisting....
  11. I did one of those but made of wood many years ago with my wife . I wanted to save a few bucks instead of having it assembled by the vendor. Asked the vendor how many hours they it would take a “normal “person to assemble it- he said “normal “people don’t assemble it. He was right. We almost got divorced I over the build. kids used it for a few months, then mainly our cat took it over for a place to shit.
  12. Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence is one of David Bowie’s best movies. Melly Clistmas!
  13. A little nightmuzak:
  14. You are the real insider....inside of FCB, until he is inside of you. Not a lot of jealousy from most here about that tho, try Texags for a higher approval rating...
  15. If that isn’t LMITBE*, I don’t know what is! (* LittleManInTheBoatEnergy)
  16. Early 80s ATX
  17. My memory is a bit different. Colt was frequently running for his life due to OL weakness, And his college career ending play was emblematic of that issue. The last decent OL was 2005 IMO.
  18. Why, so we underachieve somewhere else? what we need to do is get our shit together with a real HC that close to being worth what they are paid.
  19. So which casino is missing 6 roulette wheels?
  20. What is Temas?
  21. Nope. Just snorting.
  22. It seems pops really wanted to ream you for potentially utilitarian domestic carpet selection. Looks like his prick just hit a hard wall of concrete instead. Well played. Beautiful brisket porn RGBIII!
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