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El Squared

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  1. Who doesn’t enjoy exploiting vulnerabilities? Message boards would be dead without them. Football is great but our real favorite sport is judging.
  2. Just wondering out loud if futureman is son of Texas Taps from hornfans in days of yore.
  3. Looks like the rollercoaster leveled off and started climbing a bit since alphahorn reset the discussion a couple hours ago.
  4. No, not a fan of ginger dolls, the picture frame is kinda ViewSonic, and there is red paint on the caulking, otherwise it’s passable.
  5. If it was a “no”...we would hear futureman snapping his fingers, but so far ...just muffled fecal crickets
  6. What a drug.....
  7. Maybe, maybe not. but I bet you can get some fresh Miracle Whip.
  8. Jeffery Epstein had some nice rides! (Pun intended).
  9. I think your connection, pulled out and jizzed you in the face at the last minute.
  10. Yes, we all have access to elk. I mean, who doesn't? I shoot them from my helicopter like everyone else. They are field dressed by my staff -like everyone else has available. I then have my staff smoke the meat low and slow at 225 F in my XXL Big Green Egg, using ethically sourced, non-GMO fruitwood lump charcoal -- like everyone else. If only people just paid attention and stopped being lazy they could all eat properly like you and I.
  11. I thought a "Cleveland Steamer" was a dump you took outside during cold weather next to Lake Erie.
  12. From Jon Waters: "Lust in the Dust"
  13. Or one self-inflicted fecal fist....
  14. Unclear to me why all the interest in the stereoisomeric twin of TH. Do we want a double dose of pain or just enjoy others suffering as much as we do? Its likely both I guess.
  15. As if it matters. We couldn’t win the conference against a crippled group of teams, and take the usual loss vs blowtard U- an “arch rival” in name only since they regularly beat us in the first 2 decades of this millennium. Just glad we don’t have to face Maryland. I guess mediocre results for premium pay is our style.
  16. Maybe the next coach will teach the OL how to stop a 3 man rush with 5 OL “men”.
  17. Who really knows who or what he fucks. Looks like he would be a swinger , but I do know he fucked Texas/ BMDs out of some serious cash.
  18. Butt chuggers
  19. But also to be considered: ROI. A winner here has multiples of secondary gain for the university - from corporate sponsorship to donors.
  20. I hope when MensaTurdle pulls the ripcord on his golden parachute he lands in a pit hungry AIDS alligators.
  21. I’m just here waiting for the Sunday practice update.thats what really matters at $7 mil/yr
  22. That’s by design.
  23. FCB is an anal wart that is super infected with flesh-eating bacteria, but outside of that is just your average douche bag. Now it’s time for him to return to his home under the overpass where he can ply his trade as senior semen receptacle.
  24. And his cameras...#cuckish
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