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El Squared

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  1. Gary Danielson no longer getting paid to guzzle Bama and GA jizz, guess he will campaign to be one of Saban’s semen analysts so he doesn’t go into withdrawal.
  2. It’s the unscrewing of things that confuses him and other gooners.
  3. The Rutgers Golden Fountain of victory.
  4. I imagine all the 10 year olds and grandmas ethically assembling those shoes in the Chinese Prison Shoe Factory Education Camp are asking themselves exactly WTF is happening over here.
  5. I am glad that so much care and thoughtfulness went into the shoe as well as the reveal of the shoe. I can tell we are on the right track and expect there will be an equally impressive sock. Jockstraps ,cups , and pads get less attention generally, but I bet with this coaching staff they will regain their former prominence. things are looking up.
  6. Apparently "we're Texas" means we are the Statue of Liberty for fired/failed coaches. We don't "poach" coaches, we dumpster dive for them....
  7. It gives cover to OU and the players that want to cash NFL checks.
  8. No , I think everyone knows TH is out. this is not a retooling of the staff, it’s a retooling of the fan base.
  9. The alleged insider oracles on this board obviously are just as full of shit as the 9.95ers. -TH doesn’t have a blank check to money whip “ the best available” - TH didn’t fire anyone, likely everyone was fired and leaving staggered timetable that met various basic needs in some ways such as money and recruits.
  10. The BMDs and CDC apparently gives zero focks thus Densa is out of here and all this “searching” is merely picking up dog shit in the backyard.
  11. Does that make it right, tho?
  12. Wait, is this a Cialis commercial?
  13. The wall art tells the story. Why not mount Spirographs you did in 3rd grade or hand turkeys? All would be equally impressive.
  14. I can't believe there's an Upper Iowa. Upper Iowa is the 2019 Tulsa. It obviously means the BMDs give no focks, and TH is out of here. The firings were for the recruits.
  15. The delay and the amount of the contract to me means that this game is actually about Herman getting told he is dead man walking and he just pulled the ripcord on his golden parachute and will be mailing it in next season as a pricy place holder. JFC.
  16. Thats FUPM to a tee until VY showed up.
  17. Sort of....CDC is at the beck and call of the BMDs, since they actually write the checks. Perhaps he guides or informs them, but I seriously doubt he makes the call, if he does the BMDs are idiots. Completely agree though that it makes no fucking difference who Densa hires. Comfort hire or edgy or otherwise. Its only really about W's and Ls. Since we are not (yet) aggy , rationalization does not matter at this point. Perhaps Densa knows he is only a placeholder and merely biding his time w/ his buds. We won't know until we see the results on the field. Everything else is stuff and nonsense. Just win baby.
  18. I expect white shoes, a thong , a fuchsia scarf, lots of prancing instead of walking, and a lisp.
  19. Fair point. I hadn’t considered the opposition D analysis angle. But that would also be revealing if that was his role given offensive decline with the season’s progression. Pity that it will take 10 months to know what we really have.
  20. If Ash was an analyst this year, what was his impact on the D, if any? Did Orlando just do the opposite of Ash’s analysis....or did he employ Ash’s suggestions and we still sucked? Seriously doubt we would get answers to that question but if we knew, we could figure out if Herman is just functioning as a very expensive placeholder or Ash is a decent DC who’s opinions were ignored this season by New Potato.
  21. Shooter McGavin ain’t walking through that door......oh wait... he is.
  22. Wonder if Densa has to go to physical therapy for a worn out pair of middle fingers.
  23. Ash/ Shooter McGavin eats shit for breakfast per Happy Gilmore.
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