Everything posted by El Squared
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What they are sayin' up North...
Unlikely either team will play a “complete game“ for 4 quarters. Let the better team win and keep the zebras the fuck out of it.
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What they are sayin' up North...
When teOSU travels, how do they bring their couches? Oversized luggage on a plane or "live off the land" at a DFW Goodwill ? Charcoal lighter fluid from Dollar General or Family Dollar for sure....but the couch thing threw me.
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
OSU has the pressure on them, like they did with meat chicken at home. Now THEY have to live up to their other-worldly hype, and overcome the intoxicationg huffing of their own chili spaghetti farts for 8 days. THEY have to have a great game, THEY are quite capable of shitting down their jorts. Pressure is on THEM.
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Snow Dick would be a good punk band name
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Did someone turn off the banjo music in the background?
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Yes Longhorns do eat tree seeds….
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Yes ,they can absolutely just walk into B1G and waltz back anytime , they are that desirable. And of course, fantastic success follows them wherever they are. While no ‘’question” asked of aggy , ever, I have one : where did he score the LSD?
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
The Wall of Truth on the side of Kyle Stadium enshrines and protects all the hundreds of thousands of championships aggy has to date. aggy has no need for inferior blue blood, they have white blood, obtained from each other , and sheep, administered orally, rectally, nasally, and intraocularly via organic hypodermic micro tubules or glass cylinders ….no other organization carries such “cream of the crotch” white blood in their bloodstream. Sacred.
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Code Red on Herpstasse.
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Wrong: people reel them back into the body all the time, voluntarily and involuntarily, particularly anxious and fearful guys. Most women too.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Going forward I give 0 billion focks about this topic of targeting since there was plenty of reverse refuckery on us by the "blind"( prolly well-compensated) zebras. It wasn't even close to balanced. My only real concern going forward with this stupid story is that it does not bleed over into our next game and the alleged referees feel that they need some additional make up calls against us. The rest of the talking heads/barking rectums out there can keep fellating themselves.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
They look at and count the lettuce in the envelope to make sure it was all there....
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Of course, because he has to act like he is doing something other than cashing checks. Suits gonna suit.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
The refuckery cut both ways, but we got 90% of that turd festival from them....
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Not sloppy, just an agenda....
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Rorschach would be proud of this photo
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Texas vs tOSU will be one of the most hyped games in the history of Television
That’s clearly why OSU did so well against Meatchicken. They are invincible. No way to win, why even play?
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Texas vs tOSU will be one of the most hyped games in the history of Television
I only rely upon the shrewd predictions of Kork Bowels and Sam Acho…..they seem to know things….
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
You are right , but ASU got lucky that Burt shit the bed, and that the refs don’t care if you are pulled over the goal line, ….stuff like that. It cuts both ways, I guess you hate being lucky.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Maybe “they” didn’t have any business getting back in the game after 2 screwed 2 FGs’, and pulling their ball carrier across the goal line. Just sayin’. You cannot isolate one stat and Nostradamus the outcome. Yes Sark sarked this one , but somehow a W.
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Joe Tessitore is worse than Galindo.
ESPN machine says there’s a 99.9% chance Tessitore is a gloryhole cuck. He’s likely fapping to a Scatterdoo replay as we speak.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Fixed
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
One silver lining is that asshole prolapsed his uterus in OT. Such a slurping douche.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
It involves peroxide and/or baking soda. Hard in seconds.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
FUPM likely has a goal of being a torpedo. He doesn’t want to coach, doesn’t want “the kids” to get NIL money, but he does hate others having success at coaching. The only coaching he is good at is coaching the girls that drive beverage carts on golf courses.and Kork Bowels mouth.