When I was a freshman at UT, armybrat was a 7th year senior so there are a few but not many that have more experience than I do with aggys. Once you understand them, everything makes sense.
Aggys live in their own little bubble of reality which has nothing to do with the real world. They have been, currently are and will forever be our little brothers. And that is exactly how they think. They call us tu, whorns, teasips and whtever else their inferior little minds can come up with. In their little bubble, they believe everyone is against them. That's not true. Everyone is sick of their constant whining about everything. They whine more than a JAP (Jewish American Princess and trust me, I know) They have been the most overrated athletic dept over 30 years. They have done little in football, their basketball program has been irrelevant since Shelby and we have won more WS championships in Omaha than they have won games. I will admit that they are a powerhouse in meat judging but that's about it.
Academics? If I was interested in an honorable profession like agriculture, that's where I would probably go. They probably have a couple of good engineering depts and that's about it. If you want a small ton atmosphere, go there. If not, go anywhere else.
They don't understand that just because you're different, in some ways that makes you better or unique. It doesn't. Probably 99% of all elementary schools, junior high schools, high schools, junior colleges, universities and pro teams have cheerleaders. Even the military academies, I believe. The aggys don't have cheerleaders. They have milkmen and they think that makes them special and unique. They're not. It just makes them different. Nothing more. All schools have traditions but aggys think that their traditions are better.
They have the Corp of Cadets. I read where about 70+% have no interest in going into the military when they leave aggy. They just want to play military in college. The list goes on but the bottom line is that really have little clue about the world around them. When they say stupid stuff, embrace it.
One quick example and I know that some of you were there. In the old SWC, greatest conference ever, the MOB would make fun of all the visiting schools. When we played then at Rice Stadium one year, the MOB did a parody on ET and called the little alien UT and he lands at a sorority house on campus. Wish that was me. Anyway, it was great, and all the UT fans gave the MOB a standing ovation. The aggys cone to town and the MOB come out at halftime in the shape of a fire hydrant and they made fun of little Reville. When they were finished, aggys were so infuriated with the MOB that the Corp morons actually chased the MOB onto their bus and wouldn't let them out.
That is aggy.