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Ghost of Shag

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  1. The fuck are you talking about? Sark went after four defensive lineman and ZERO offensive linemen. Holy shit talk about the tail wagging the dog. You think the OL would be playing better if they hadn’t lost confidence in their QB? You and Sark are made for each other.
  2. Hi. You're fucking retarded.
  3. Yeah fuck this guy.
  4. Fuck these jags.
  5. Who the fuck cares Sark isn’t stepping down.
  6. Who gives a shit. Fuck this coaching staff.
  7. Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing money from the 40 acres with his fucking tigers and alien fingers. Fuck you Flood, you and your fucking Stroh fetish who finally had to tap out on the project we all knew was a failure three games ago. You should be forced to let his fat hairy ass sit on your face until you figure a way out. Fuck you Simmons for thinking your shit didn’t stink coming into this year and not doing shit. Fuck you Arch for not being able to show any kind of consistency. Your last name isn’t gonna save you from the pain you’re about to receive this year. Hit a fucking crossing pattern why don’t you. Fuck you offensive line for sucking more ass than any line we’ve had since 2010. You made Florida look like they had 4 Ndonkeykong Suhs out there today. Fuck you Jeff Banks because you have to be the most worthless piece of shit on our staff. Holy fucking shit fuck you and your love affair with Niblett who is allergic to pig skin and courage. And fuck you Sark for putting that dogshit team on the field today, for a roster who has no difference makers on offense, including yourself, who is running Manning up the middle on 3rd and 10 because you’re shit out of ideas. There has never been a worse preseason #1 in history. This team is an embarrassment to embarrassments
  8. Fuck this guy. We got our shit pushed in today and there’s more coming. I stood at that game fucking flabbergasted at the product we put on the field. Fucking embarrassing as hell. Fuck you Flood for thinking you’re some genius and putting Connor Stroh in for the past five games. When you pulled him after the half I was furious not because he got pulled but because you finally had to fucking admit it was a clown move. GTFO.
  9. Sark just threw in the towel with that play.
  10. Defense isn’t going to turn it around. The Florida offensive line is kicking their asses.
  11. We can’t run it. Sark knows it and Florida knows Sark knows it. They’re pinning their ears back and flying to the ball. So what are you gonna do… We need to mix a screen in.
  12. It could be worse. You could be surrounded by 80k gator fans. this sucks ass.
  13. They are just doing whatever they want. Defense is a sieve.
  14. I’m at the game. We look slow.
  15. Look, the reason I said what I did is because Gibson fumbled on his very first series of the year, all the way back in Game #2. You said you didn’t think he had fumbled once. I’ll go on to say this, which most people will think is stupid: If he is capable of holding onto the ball, Jerrick Gibson is our best running back. Period. He has the best vision, he has the ability to break tackles, and has improved in his ability to pick up the blitz. Wisner is solid, I’ve never been impressed with Baxter, and Clark hasn’t shown me much either. Gibson is our best back. But it doesn’t really matter because you can’t trust the kid. I mean he went the whole offseason knowing that he had to improve his ball control, and then on his first running series against UTEP he fumbles the fucking ball. His only chance of staying on this team and not portaling out is if Baxter and Wisner continue to remain sidelined and he shows out against SEC competition in a way that impresses the coaches enough to play him more.
  16. Do you people even watch the games?
  17. If you’re still expecting to win a championship I would adjust those expectations. You don’t win championships with QB and OL play that looks like ours. The mismanagement of OL recruiting is coming home to roost.
  18. I don’t think we want any crew that calls holding officiating our games.
  19. Oh good we’re talking food again.
  20. The idea that so many think we cakewalk through Florida is laughable. Yeah, they’ve looked like shit. So have we. It’s not gonna be so easy in Gainesville.
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