Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by woohorn
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2019 Surly Death Pool
Lazy fucks just want the easy win and big points/under 40. HE might not make it until 12/31, so bonus pick instead? If your under 40 dies in 2018, does your replacement have to be under 40 too?
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Engineer says F package thieves, makes a glitter booby trap
Keep in mind that the punks know where he lives.
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Should we have a page for surly owned and operated businesses?
Isn't every poster here an attorney? Just go to Avvo...
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
Last desperate chance before he offs himself: "One of those victims has claimed she had sex with Dershowitz — a professor emeritus at Harvard Law School and frequent Trump defender on television — at least six times, at the direction of Epstein and his socialite friend Ghislaine Maxwell. Maxwell recruited Virginia Roberts, then 16, to work as a masseuse for Epstein while she was working as a locker room attendant at Trump’s Mar-A-Lago resort. ... Roberts claims Epstein, who claimed Trump and Bill Clinton among his wealthy and powerful friends, set up cameras throughout his homes and provided visitors with girls for sex as part of a blackmail scheme. “Epstein specifically told me that the reason for him doing this was so that they would ‘owe him,’ they would ‘be in his pocket,’ and he would ‘have something on them,’” Roberts said in the affidavit. “I understood him to mean that when someone was in his pocket, they owed him favors.” ... Dershowitz admits receiving a massage just once at Epstein’s Palm Beach home..."
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Electric Scooters in Austin
Several qs: 1) Are you supposed to ride these e-scooters on the street? Sidewalks? Trails? Anyone know what the technical TX law is? Same as bikes? 2) Trails have "no motorized vehicle" signs, but I always believed this is the technical definition of a term of art under the motor vehicle code, not literal meaning of "motorized", otherwise motorized wheelchairs or rascals wouldn't be allowed. Is this what the signs mean?
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Tax reform
Any update on the middle class tax cut promised on the eve of midterms?
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Donald Trump 2018
Is Jared somehow exempt from post-Kennedy anti-nepotism rules because he is an in-law?
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The Downfall of Craig James
He is a legend at stratford H.S. I fuckin' HATE stratford H.S.
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Cryptocurrencies (Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, etc.)
Love the hashtag "cryptocraze" "Facebook’s blockchain group is on a hiring spree with ambitious plans to potentially disrupt the entire payments industry with its own cryptocurrency. #CryptoCraze"
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Tumblr decides to follow Livejournal into obscurity, bans adult content starting Dec. 17th.
Well said Doctor! BTW, LOVE your new Sling TV commercials (I was afraid you were dead).
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Custom suit
...before their next sale starts on Friday.
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Custom suit
What continent are you on?
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Houston Drivers
Isn't 45 through downtown a huge hurricane evac route?
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Donald Trump 2018
Would Drumpf be willinhg to take Jon Daniels from the Rangers?
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Fuck, That’s Delicious
Never heard of it, but I am guessing it is about gravy or mayonnaise.
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Batshit crazy idea for the birds
Be careful with the design. The archetect screwed up my owlery by using a circular staircase for access.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I zoomed in on the 3 in the lower left, then all look right side up, but... still dumbass shit. Edit: HA! Figured this was facebook thread.
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2018 Heisman Trophy Race
Sooooo Fuckin Stupid..
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Dogbite- looks very minor, but....
Did yall clean it with alcohol? Nurse will probably overreact. A vet once saw a bite on my hand (very sick irritated dog didn't wanna see vet until I made her) and freaked saying even scratches need to be seen at ER. No prob though. Your friend will know in a day or so if there is trouble.
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Fine Leather Work
Can he work with lambskin? I need some custom items made because nobody makes my size.
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TABC brown shirts
Where is the TABC every night when I see drunk employees and underage kids buying alcohol from Eskimo Huts? Eskimo Hut does 10,000 times worse shit, but they must pay the TABC off.
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Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
Something triggered me about "empty nesters" looking on Nextdoor for temporary 5,000 sq.ft. rent house for the 2 years they are building their McMansion over a tear down: "Need A Lease House My husband and I are empty nesters needing a lease house for 16 months -2 years as we rebuild our home. Ready to sign a lease!! Need at least 5,000 sq ft... No Pets! No smoking! Looking for at least 4 bed / 4bath."
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Donald Trump 2018
The response once and for all proves the SC appointment is unconstitutional due to the FISA abuses and just ends, because nothing else matters.
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Keeping Austin Weird, Condos, T rex and neon signs
I remember the old yard Statue of Liberty on E. MLK from 30 years ago, so I'll just assume it is more of the same eccentricity...
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Keeping Austin Weird, Condos, T rex and neon signs
Why T-Rex? Is it an Austin thing? Are they just out for Christmas?