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woohorn

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  1. Looks like she already carrying the "first term 15", but is still a handsome woman. She really needs to lose the aggy boots tho.
  2. As long as those assets aren't uranium.
  3. What happens when he is REnominated after midterms?
  4. Stoopid sooner. Visitors don't sign leases, so it is completely different and you are evil and wrong.
  5. You better make sure you aren't on a work computer (or your trailer park neighbor's) before you google anything dealing with txtow, just to be safe.
  6. Hate to say this, but txtow knew his sign statute. Was all of that bs? The gist was that tx law changed written requirements for parking lot warning signs and no tow companies/property owners updated their signs. He claimed slam dunk treble damages for anyone with an afternoon to spare in court. OP, why don't you post picture of the towing notice sign posted at the lot?
  7. Anyone know the significance of it being 18 minutes past the hour?
  8. Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule is horribad.
  9. I know Wed is regular deadline for mailing tickets on Stubhub, but it seems prices have been going up since Sunday.
  10. Kush wants that prime upper eastside real estate.
  11. I can't imagine Houston being 7 degrees hotter in the summer, but I guess with sea level rise I won't have too.
  12. Boof is derived from bu-fu (boo-foo), which comes from BUtt FUck. There is no logical connection to any slang term for flatulence that I have seen. Devil's Triangle uses "devil" because it is unholy. Triangle because 3some. Why would quarters with 3 glasses be devilish? My joke is that it is a specific variant of quarters that uses 2 shot glasses from the Empire State Building gift shop and one souvenir glass from Carlbad Caverns. Get it??? I doubt some segregated prep school of 500 was able to develop widely known slang of its own. Occam's razor. His lie in his opening statement was actually better. He said the dorks on yearbook wanted to sound cool after watching Animal House/Fast Times, so they just made up a bunch of cool comments. Huge lie too, but more believable than farts and quarters.
  13. So sorry to hear that and we understand. Thank you. Oh, just 2 quick questions tho- What do "boof" and "devils triangle" mean?
  14. I don't get the drama. I buy a used book for $1 that turns out to be a rare 1st edition. That bitch is mine. I buy a dresser that has gold in it. The seller is a dumbass. The gold is mine.
  15. Crazy Rudy thinks he voted on Sotormayor and Kagen.
  16. He is gonna avoid qs by filibustering.
  17. My guess is that the flight anxiety qs have something to do with the polygraph results (in addition to the bad faith/motive/delay arg). First the hotel room was too comfortable for proper polygraph setting. Now it will be too close to a traumatic experience (flying to funeral/funeral).
  18. Who drinks regular Coke these days?
  19. Mime troupe ragers?
  20. Yeah, I see now that it was early June. Thx.
  21. Anyone know what Beach Week is- like Spring Break, or more of a commercial festival like ACL?
  22. Y'all are very funny, but Judge Jeanine IS a former sex-crimes prosecutor...
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