Everything posted by woohorn
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DNA tracking through commercial services
I don't have anything to hide (nttiawwt), but I always figured you should buy swab as a "gift" and use fake name/snail mail address when mailing it in and set up a gmail before doing the dna test. Aren't results just emailed to you?
- Eminem/MGK beef
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Anybody ever built a hunting cabin?
So easy that even a jabroni can make it:
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Now the lazy asses are straight up rippin Hallmark off.
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Donald Trump 2018
Listed surlyhorns as my primary source of news not listed above.
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The US and Korea
Wonder why oil still gets transferred between tankers at sea if they aren't trying to hide it anymore?
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Zombola Apocalypse Upon US???
This is the chick tweeting.
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Theranos' Death Rattle
Attorneys are going to negotiate 6 to 12 months to save $5mil cash left. That exemplifies the spirit of pro bono work like nothing I have ever seen. From above: "the company is trying to negotiate a settlement with Fortress that would ...leave its remaining cash—estimated at about $5 million—for distribution to other unsecured creditors. Under a liquidation process known as “an assignment for the benefit of creditors,” getting that remaining cash to the unsecured creditors could take six to 12 months, Mr. Taylor said in the email."
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The Happytime Murders - Puppets, Brian Henson (son of Jim), Sex, Violence.
Figured the shock value was similar to Sausage Party, but that was pretty successful I believe.
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Search Party
I liked it, but I wouldn't call it hilarious. I'll watch ANYTHING with Maeby in it though. Isn't there already a copycat show out soon?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Had to look it up, so let me save y'all the time: "dip" in this context means split or leave.
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Trump's Trade War
Someone present in the OO leaked it. The professional journalists from Bloomberg agreed not to repeat the info. I know why there are trust issues with the press. It is a clumsy WH false flag operation. They have admitted as much by dismissing Drumpf's comments as just part of his "negotiating strategy".
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Are 7-Elevens dying?
Grocery stores doing the same thing now. Lots of wrapped sandwiches, chicken, and shit right up front at lunch. Suburban housewives ain't eating that shit.
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How Is That Chain Still Open?
Seems like Del Taco and Steak-n-Shake have done it a couple of times.
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Three cool old photos of the Cotton Bowl
Parking?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Vic's Mt. Rushmore? "Holliday has the faces of Dolly Parton, the drag queen Divine, Mae West, and Miss Piggy inked on her right arm."
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What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
Swoosh should be on sleeve...
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Donald Trump 2018
He is finally draining the swamp and attacking the deep state. Promises Kept!
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Urban Meyer suspended first 3 games
BU-tiful plan
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Cruz vs Beto
The "teen tit film" quote is better than the "world domination" bit.
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Urban Meyer suspended first 3 games
Has his crazy ass hearing to appeal his firing happened yet?
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Are 7-Elevens dying?
Nobody goes there anymore-they're too busy.
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Millenial Bride demands wedding guests pay $1,500 to attend her wedding... epic rant ensues
Deck-lynne I think.
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STD II: Vic and Zepols Electric Boogaloo
Hot tub sales are going to skyrocket.
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Mysterious woman in restraints ringing doorbells
3:20am? That's even a little late for Tinder, isn't it?