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MuellerHorn

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  1. Sark is either going to hit big, next season, or retaining Flood, some of these allocation decisions, and his stubbornness on the offensive side of the ball are going to do him in. Anything beyond a playoff run next season is inexcusable.
  2. I bet this applies to plenty of Surly’s finest in the sack.
  3. On a plane and haven’t been able to catch much of the game. What’s going on with all of Oregon’s bad snaps?
  4. lol. Good for Shipley in his final college game.
  5. He should have been on that 4th-down play where they blitzed six but Arch is an absolute dawg and broke two arm tackles on the way to a first down up the middle.
  6. Another missed fucking tackle on the TD. Should have been a loss.
  7. Muschamp can't start soon enough.
  8. Definitely don't mind letting Wisner go try to find his 1M in the wild at this moment.
  9. Possibly more. May have been a 14-point swing.
  10. Hill, MM, and Taaffe would make this defense play much less shitty. Now, the offense, that's a big ole' shit sandwich by Sark and Flood.
  11. No shit, Sherlock. We're saying there should still be a 5-yard option.
  12. But that one should have absolutely not been a personal foul. The rule is fucking stupid.
  13. That is a perfect case as to why the removal of the 5-yard face mask penalty was really dumb.
  14. Lol. You think this OL allows Texas to win in the run game?
  15. If we don't outspend every other fucking school in the portal on OL, Sark and Flood are a tandem of unsalvageable morons.
  16. Yep. I have a feeling we'll be bitching about it again next season. And not just the usual Surly-style bitching.
  17. Well, I hope it's because Texas somehow finds success running the ball. But I'm not optimistic.
  18. Series record all-time: Texas 2-0 Strength of schedule: Texas 8th Michigan 28th Total offense: 69. Texas 383 yards per game 50. Michigan 400 yards per game Rushing offense: 94. Texas 129.8 yards per game 14. Michigan 214.3 yards per game Passing offense: 38. Texas 253.2 yards per game 105. Michigan 185.8 yards per game Points per game: 39. Texas 29.6 60. Michigan 27.6 Total defense: 29. Texas 336 yards per game 19. Michigan 312.5 yards per game Rush defense: 9. Texas 98.1 yards per game 13. Michigan 101.9 yards per game Pass defense: 93. Texas 237.9 yards per game 49. Michigan 210.6 yards per game Penalties per game: 131. Texas 8.0 7. Michigan 4.0 Common opponents: Texas lost at Ohio State 14-7 and beat Oklahoma 23-6 Michigan lost at Oklahoma 24-13 and lost to Ohio State 27-9
  19. O/U 49.5 rushing yards from RBs today? I’m taking the under. I’m thinking Sark gets pass happy.
  20. O/U 49.5 rushing yards from RBs today? I’m betting the under. I’m thinking Sark gets pass happy.
  21. I found his wife's handle
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