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  1. Meat Pimp is the coach of that team now. It's a shame he's not included in the pictures anymore.
  2. I mean on the one hand that's pretty hilarious, but on the other Sideshow Bert can't leave fast enough for my liking and he is #1 in FG's for Texas all time. I didn't watch enough of aggy this year to know if they were dealing with a Bert situation or just a sour grapes situation here.
  3. Given the choice of jerking off or fucking with a condominium, what sane person says “nah, I’ll just fuck my hand.” Also, in sooner land can one be impregnated orally? That seems like another obvious choice. And that’s not even acknowledging the butt stuff….
  4. Yeah Pee Wee Herman always comes out on top. He is not a loser. Aggy personifies loserness. Even when they win a battle, they still find a way to lose the war.
  5. The slowest 95 yard touchdown run I think I've ever seen. I thought when I saw the highlight on ESPN that they were showing it in slow motion until I unmuted it and realized, actually no, they put the slow kids out to play today. Jesus. Also, BWAHAHAHAHA at OU fucking this up AND that sooner gut screen shot. That needs to get a lot of airplay on this board going into next season.
  6. I agree wholeheartedly with this statement.
  7. Apparently aggy computers are as bad at logic as aggy is.
  8. Hates pussy, yes, but also loves being around pussies.
  9. I've always wanted to get into a situation like this. With better looking guys. And without clothes.
  10. I went to my first game in probably a decade this season. First row of WUD in an afternoon game so the sun was behind us and gone by the middle of the second quarter. That rocked. The ads have basically disappeared, that rocked as well. What I did notice is that they completely filled every second with noise still, leaving no room for the crowd or the band to get involved. The only time you could hear the band doing band things in important moments was when it was a fucking recording of the band near half time because the band had already left their seats to get ready for halftime. WTF. I can't hear the band play Texas Fight live after a big play because of all the piped in music, but I can hear them clear as day when it's a recording. I don't get it. That being said, I fucking LOVED the environment for the game. It was relatively loud even though it was just Kentucky. I wasn't absolutely bombarded with ads. I got to drink as many beers as I wanted. The environment around the stadium was even way way better than it used to be. Gotta give CDC props for drastically improving a product that was so bad I had resigned myself to never wanting to go again. We had enough fun I may actually think about season tickets again.
  11. To be fair, I was trying to keep it to the gays, wasn't sure how the lesbians would be to be thrown into that bucket. It's why I didn't mention Troph either, but for my money, I'd put you both way up there on the mafia rushmoar.
  12. The older he gets, the more he looks like Conway Twitty.
  13. ~'83 I joined the middle school band, because I was badass like that. Our middle school band director made us play the aggy war hymn and march an aggyesque show, because, according to him, it was the only college fight song/marching routine that was easy enough for 12 year olds to pick up.
  14. 100%. And I was there for all of it. Going back a ways but, Carr Throws Far. There was also a guy that used to post a lot in the baseball forum, but I can't remember his handle anymore.
  15. Semi-weekly reminder here: OU SUCKS.
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