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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. Hey everyone, I've found a foolproof way to avoid going on trial in Washington DC. Don't do any crime in Washington DC. And the dumbass is nodding along like his lawyer is speaking sense. God dammit people are stupid.
  2. That guy on the left is not grabbing his junk, he's grabbing his thigh. He gone. Link no long works
  3. Now you listen here motherfucker. There is no goddamn debate to be had on whether or not beans belong in chili. You shut your whore mouth with that nonsense.
  4. But the target demographic for who buys Teslas does know what's going on. That can't make Tesla shareholders happy.
  5. That doesn't look like someone dying of COVID.
  6. Also first show to portray for little NAIU what hotness looked like. Plus it had helicopters and cars.
  7. But they gutted the ethics committee so that’s convenient
  8. I've heard one of the bills is going to charge an extra tax to any establishment who hosts drag queen shows. So yay, the scourge of drag queens entertaining an audience of people who voluntarily show up to be entertained is about to be over!!
  9. Like Fuck the Police NWA? I'm so confused.
  10. Umm. What is this magic and where can my friend find more? Also, I like museums, but I want to speed walk through and see the 10 things in there that are interesting to me, and then sit out in the lobby/park/whatever nearby and wait for the hubby who will read every line of every placard of every exhibit and take 3 hours. I bring a book and have a great time that way. Its even better if there's a place next door selling beer.
  11. Or at least add a precheck line if you have to go through that transit security control. Usually when we go through that, we just exit the terminal like we're at our destination then join the clear line on the outside, but last time we came through, there wasn't an option to leave the secure area after we dropped off our checked bags.
  12. Not only a congressman, but an official member of a committee, to boot.
  13. Trump must’ve finally heard the bit from Stern about how Stern loved him on his show because he was so fascinatingly narcissistic and unhinged. And stern was shocked when anyone actually took Trump seriously.
  14. So it’s fitting that the only way a Republican can win the speaker race is to get less people to vote.
  15. Not a soul in that building knew how to dance.
  16. Unless those people switch parties. A pitch could be made that they don't want their legacy to be tied to this shitheel party, and they'll have 2 years (and Dem money) to convince the voters to keep them in place with the new letter beside their name.
  17. I've read in the past that if the third or fourth ballot doesn't do the trick in any given day, they usually adjourn for the day and try again tomorrow. Presumably, this gives the candidates time to go whip votes or whatever. Can't answer the first question.
  18. So did McCarthy while it was happening. Scalise seemed to forget about the terrorism when he was yelling about the raid on the spray tan palace down in Florida where they found all those classified documents.
  19. Yep I still go to that Slaughter/Manchaca HEB because they have a spice blend that's awesome that isn't carried at my brand new HEB on south congress/slaughter. And neither of them carry tamales of the caliber of my local Fiesta.
  20. That depends on how long it's been since his last wax appointment.
  21. I'm pretty sure Scalise is in that pedophile/gym jordan crowd.
  22. Yeah Hayden and I used to live close enough that we shopped at the same grocery store. I'm still in the same zip code but further east. As a result of moving east by 3/4 a mile, I'm actually represented by Doggett. Of course Doggett was my rep when I moved to Austin (or shortly after) because back then Austin just had 1 rep. They didn't gerrymander the place up until they did that mid cycle redistricting so they could fuck up the Dems.
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