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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. They like Gym for the same reason the morons like Trump. "He's dumb, just like me!"
  2. I guess my high school classmate that collapsed and died during football practice due to a heart problem in 1987 should've been more careful about what COVID vaccines he took.
  3. I don't know what they are saying. But I can say this, as a 100% gay American, she is incredibly good looking. If it was anyone else besides that goon talking to her, I'd suspect he's there just to ogle her tits or something, but she's way too old for him.
  4. Surly gays only bang 10's. It's our lot in life. We do it so you don't have to. Etc. Etc. Having said that, I would bang that supposed husband of his.
  5. Just like with everything else, the boomers just wanted to take that much extra and leave the rest of us with scraps. That's why they got 18 years and the rest of us only get 15.
  6. Did we ever figure out what Q-plus 37-30 means?
  7. Jesus Christ, now I know why I skipped leg day.
  8. Maybe not racist, but he did interrupt television during the Iraq war, not to give us a war update, but to make sure we all understood that he hated the gays and was asking for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. That happened in February, 2004. Reagan had left him some pretty big footprints to follow in that regard though, so it wasn't like he was plowing virgin fields.
  9. I mean, you keep working that logic puzzle and there should be something that becomes obvious. Maybe stay with it a few more minutes.
  10. So am I right in my understanding that the party of freedom and personal responsibility wants to ban porn? If you don’t like it motherfucker then take some personal responsibility and give it up. it’s the party of turning a me problem into a you problem. Fuck them in the face on film.
  11. Was this the kid he disowned for being trans or some other kid?
  12. Closer to home, I remember when we had to find creative ways to talk about the Shag at Hornfans because despite having their blessing, it was a bannable offense to bring it up. Except decaffeinated. What kind of psychopath would actually drink caffeine free diet coke?
  13. Well he didn't tell us where hunter biden's dick is, so all is ok.
  14. I've been to that show in the past. It's really just this guy in SA really likes drag shows so he pays to fly a bunch of them in every year and sells tickets to recoup the costs. I don't remember seeing any kids at these shows, but I wasn't exactly looking for kids either. I do know for sure I've never seen a single protester at these events in the past. This is a wholly manufactured controversy. I continue to be shocked at how easily manipulated people who call themselves conservative are.
  15. I don't know if you are aware, but it's actually illegal to ask prospective employees about their relationship status when you are courting them for a potential job. So no, it's not at all shocking that they didn't go down this rabbit hole. Neither the size of the paycheck nor the name of the employer for that potential job changes that at all. Nor does having a contract associated with it. And if you are in Texas, just so you know, you have that clause in your employment as well, it's likely sitting in an employee handbook you ignored.
  16. Fuck this fucking bitch. Has any person in the US ever so thoroughly ruined their longstanding reputations more than Caitlyn or Rudy or Elon? I'm struggling to think of any.
  17. Yeah I just read about a restaurant owner in Northern Ireland who had someone go on Facebook and claim that there were gay orgies going on in the restaurant while it was being remodeled. The restaurant owner ended up having to close up shop. So, I guess the moral of the story is that it doesn’t matter what you do, if someone is up to something nefarious, you could suffer some pretty serious consequences as collateral damage. That sucks, for sure. But what you are asking for is a situation where no one could act nefariously before you’d even consider an alternative to continuous mass shootings. The problem is, if no one could act nefariously we wouldn’t be having mass shootings to begin with. what it comes down to is that if you want to have unfettered access to a resource, you also have a responsibility to make sure that you are a proper steward of that resource, and that means in this case you help people figure out how to keep as many guns out of the hands of people who won’t use that resource wisely. If you aren’t doing that, you are part of the problem.
  18. And I need to know where to expect the next mass shooting before I know whether or not to get behind more guns rather than less. Fatty, do you see how that argument is nonsense? Also don’t fuck around on your wife, man, that’s not cool.
  19. Don’t you put that evil on us motherfucker!!
  20. You forgot the word common. This sentiment is way way more common than y'all want to believe.
  21. Lest anyone wonder why people like me spend time here specifically arguing about gays having an equal right to exist, people like this motherfucker are why. He's literally created a weapon that at some point would be deployed against some group of "others" and he's fucking happy about it. It is for people like him that I hope that he's right and God is real, and that his first glimpse of the afterlife is the moment of judgement where he sees what an evil person he's been. And then he realizes that he has all of eternity to pay the price for that evilness. That would be justice. Fuck him. I hope he dies destitute and alone.
  22. Gotta be honest, I was excited about the prospect of a hot underwear model making an appearance in this thread. Then I went and looked. Did that bitch have COVID because she has no fucking taste.
  23. 22, but the rest is on point. And just last year he was found to be phoning in neighborhood bomb threats, but he did no time for that and the record was sealed. So probably he has rich parents.
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