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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. Like Fuck the Police NWA? I'm so confused.
  2. Umm. What is this magic and where can my friend find more? Also, I like museums, but I want to speed walk through and see the 10 things in there that are interesting to me, and then sit out in the lobby/park/whatever nearby and wait for the hubby who will read every line of every placard of every exhibit and take 3 hours. I bring a book and have a great time that way. Its even better if there's a place next door selling beer.
  3. Or at least add a precheck line if you have to go through that transit security control. Usually when we go through that, we just exit the terminal like we're at our destination then join the clear line on the outside, but last time we came through, there wasn't an option to leave the secure area after we dropped off our checked bags.
  4. Not only a congressman, but an official member of a committee, to boot.
  5. Trump must’ve finally heard the bit from Stern about how Stern loved him on his show because he was so fascinatingly narcissistic and unhinged. And stern was shocked when anyone actually took Trump seriously.
  6. So it’s fitting that the only way a Republican can win the speaker race is to get less people to vote.
  7. Not a soul in that building knew how to dance.
  8. Unless those people switch parties. A pitch could be made that they don't want their legacy to be tied to this shitheel party, and they'll have 2 years (and Dem money) to convince the voters to keep them in place with the new letter beside their name.
  9. I've read in the past that if the third or fourth ballot doesn't do the trick in any given day, they usually adjourn for the day and try again tomorrow. Presumably, this gives the candidates time to go whip votes or whatever. Can't answer the first question.
  10. So did McCarthy while it was happening. Scalise seemed to forget about the terrorism when he was yelling about the raid on the spray tan palace down in Florida where they found all those classified documents.
  11. Yep I still go to that Slaughter/Manchaca HEB because they have a spice blend that's awesome that isn't carried at my brand new HEB on south congress/slaughter. And neither of them carry tamales of the caliber of my local Fiesta.
  12. That depends on how long it's been since his last wax appointment.
  13. I'm pretty sure Scalise is in that pedophile/gym jordan crowd.
  14. Yeah Hayden and I used to live close enough that we shopped at the same grocery store. I'm still in the same zip code but further east. As a result of moving east by 3/4 a mile, I'm actually represented by Doggett. Of course Doggett was my rep when I moved to Austin (or shortly after) because back then Austin just had 1 rep. They didn't gerrymander the place up until they did that mid cycle redistricting so they could fuck up the Dems.
  15. They like Gym for the same reason the morons like Trump. "He's dumb, just like me!"
  16. I guess my high school classmate that collapsed and died during football practice due to a heart problem in 1987 should've been more careful about what COVID vaccines he took.
  17. I don't know what they are saying. But I can say this, as a 100% gay American, she is incredibly good looking. If it was anyone else besides that goon talking to her, I'd suspect he's there just to ogle her tits or something, but she's way too old for him.
  18. I mean, you keep working that logic puzzle and there should be something that becomes obvious. Maybe stay with it a few more minutes.
  19. So am I right in my understanding that the party of freedom and personal responsibility wants to ban porn? If you don’t like it motherfucker then take some personal responsibility and give it up. it’s the party of turning a me problem into a you problem. Fuck them in the face on film.
  20. Was this the kid he disowned for being trans or some other kid?
  21. Closer to home, I remember when we had to find creative ways to talk about the Shag at Hornfans because despite having their blessing, it was a bannable offense to bring it up. Except decaffeinated. What kind of psychopath would actually drink caffeine free diet coke?
  22. Well he didn't tell us where hunter biden's dick is, so all is ok.
  23. I've been to that show in the past. It's really just this guy in SA really likes drag shows so he pays to fly a bunch of them in every year and sells tickets to recoup the costs. I don't remember seeing any kids at these shows, but I wasn't exactly looking for kids either. I do know for sure I've never seen a single protester at these events in the past. This is a wholly manufactured controversy. I continue to be shocked at how easily manipulated people who call themselves conservative are.
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