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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. I mean that might be true, if they have super dumb computers over at aggy. That actually would explain some things, so yeah they probably can't figure it out with computers over there. But in reality it's just blocks or people making planned 45 and 90 degree turns. We learned to do it as a group of 95 12 and 13 year olds with just one west Texas band director telling us what to do. It was not hard. At all.
  2. In junior high I was in the marching band at my school. Our band director had us play the aggy war hymn. I protested vehemently and he told me he would've had us play something from Tech or UT but those songs were too hard for a bunch of second year band students. We also marched like aggy, he said it was way easier to march that way than the more advanced designs and patterns the other college bands did. As I got older and did more difficult songs and marches, I came to understand that he wasn't bullshitting even a little bit.
  3. So question...How does one get to the point that they need a fucking rascal to get around, and they are like "yeah this is fine, I've eaten so much I can't walk anymore, pass the fried chicken." I don't get it.
  4. Overly complex to run, overly simple to stop.
  5. I started to take offense to this, then realized that I'm forced to watch The Crown and The Queen and all the other bullshit royals shows on PBS because I didn't think things through and married a gay. Will was a good looking kid that aged POORLY and Harry was a homely kid that aged HOTLY. Of all the shit that I've been required to sit through about the royal family over the years, this is the only thing that I've really been able to take away from it. Oh that, and my first thought when she died was, "Damn I guess she's going to miss the next season of The Crown."
  6. I mean, it's clear he knows that's his job and chooses just not do that part of it.
  7. So how did you not realize he was playing hurt? That severe limp and Karate Kid stance when he was just standing there waiting for the play call didn't tip you off?
  8. No self respecting fags would be caught dead looking like that in public. Y'all can keep those idiots. Us homos are going to keep it stylish. Also, obligatory: x, x, x
  9. Hmm, some gays like a hairy ass crack. But there are really good waxing products in case you get groomed by someone that doesn't. So either way you are in the clear!
  10. Every time I see him talk I'm sad that Crackhead Bob had a stroke that eventually killed him and this guy is still out there grifting away. Crackhead Bob was a way better crackhead than this chucklefuck.
  11. Yeah, they do this when they call these deplorables cocksuckers too. The fucking white straight guys always trying to turn the people they don't like into gay people so they don't have to claim them. We don't want to claim these people either, motherfuckers! Down with the patriarchy!
  12. Point me to the place where anyone here is claiming that Trump supporters won't resort to violence. I must have that poster on ignore, because I see a pretty universal theme running here that not only acknowledges that possibility, but that agrees that it's already fucking happened. So wtf are you talking about man?
  13. It means he didn't understand the rules. I have student loans that won't be forgiven because I make too much fucking money. As do the people he's trying to claim are getting special help. The "elites" aren't getting a bailout. That already happened with the PPP loans.
  14. I'll find out and send you a DM. Umm, how can a search be unwarranted, when the warrant was presented before the search began? That sounds like the very definition of a warranted search. Fucker is wrong in the very first sentence. I didn't bother to read the rest.
  15. My husband and one of our friends is going to that, while her husband and myself are planning to go to a bar instead. If you come out here, we'd be happy to entertain you after the show. You'll have some other superfans around even! Travel isn't that big a deal. You can be basically anywhere in the state within a couple hours, depending on your starting point. You just need enough money to hire planes to carry you around. You could start every morning in the valley then fly up to Houston burbs around lunch, afternoon in Austin/el paso/SA and happy hour dinner meetings in Dallas and burbs, then fly back down to the valley to start the whole thing over again the next day. It wouldn't be so challenging if you needed to make it happen.
  16. The problem is, even conceding Nixon’s argument is true for a second, what we are actually talking about is something Trump did after he was no longer president, so their point is moot anyway. Because it was the act of non-president trump taking shit with him when he left his job that his former employer wanted back that is at issue here, not what then President Trump might have looked at inside the White House while he was president. i wish they’d at least try to make cogent arguments.
  17. Hmm. I’m not sure how I feel about Twitter handles that are blatantly hypocritical. If you against dick pics why am I looking at this dick?
  18. So then does that mean we can do FOIA requests every day for any documents that have been declassified and actually get them?
  19. Is that the same Lenny Dykstra that lost all his teeth likely due to drug abuse but claims he got them pulled so he could provide better cunnilingus? That Lenny Dykstra? The piece of shit Met? Who the fuck would listen to that guy?
  20. My whole family is like that Bozo. They don't actually dislike the people they know that disagree with them politically, but they talk shit about all the people they don't know that disagree with them politically. Those people they don't know should all be in jail, but those people they do know, well, maybe they are just misguided. It's crazy. But actually that's been true of most racist people I've known as well. They like and even sometimes respect the black people they know. It's the ones they don't know that are the problem.
  21. So that giant forehead isn't hiding a giant brain. That's a shame.
  22. Yeah imagine drinking a 5th of tequila while smoking 10 packs of cigarettes, walking into the bar restroom to throw up, then licking the floor and toilet handles. If ever I was going to do all of that, I would expect it to create a similar taste in my mouth to paxlovid. That was legit awful and it lasted the entire course of the treatment.
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