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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. The slowest 95 yard touchdown run I think I've ever seen. I thought when I saw the highlight on ESPN that they were showing it in slow motion until I unmuted it and realized, actually no, they put the slow kids out to play today. Jesus. Also, BWAHAHAHAHA at OU fucking this up AND that sooner gut screen shot. That needs to get a lot of airplay on this board going into next season.
  2. I agree wholeheartedly with this statement.
  3. Apparently aggy computers are as bad at logic as aggy is.
  4. Hates pussy, yes, but also loves being around pussies.
  5. I've always wanted to get into a situation like this. With better looking guys. And without clothes.
  6. I went to my first game in probably a decade this season. First row of WUD in an afternoon game so the sun was behind us and gone by the middle of the second quarter. That rocked. The ads have basically disappeared, that rocked as well. What I did notice is that they completely filled every second with noise still, leaving no room for the crowd or the band to get involved. The only time you could hear the band doing band things in important moments was when it was a fucking recording of the band near half time because the band had already left their seats to get ready for halftime. WTF. I can't hear the band play Texas Fight live after a big play because of all the piped in music, but I can hear them clear as day when it's a recording. I don't get it. That being said, I fucking LOVED the environment for the game. It was relatively loud even though it was just Kentucky. I wasn't absolutely bombarded with ads. I got to drink as many beers as I wanted. The environment around the stadium was even way way better than it used to be. Gotta give CDC props for drastically improving a product that was so bad I had resigned myself to never wanting to go again. We had enough fun I may actually think about season tickets again.
  7. To be fair, I was trying to keep it to the gays, wasn't sure how the lesbians would be to be thrown into that bucket. It's why I didn't mention Troph either, but for my money, I'd put you both way up there on the mafia rushmoar.
  8. The older he gets, the more he looks like Conway Twitty.
  9. ~'83 I joined the middle school band, because I was badass like that. Our middle school band director made us play the aggy war hymn and march an aggyesque show, because, according to him, it was the only college fight song/marching routine that was easy enough for 12 year olds to pick up.
  10. 100%. And I was there for all of it. Going back a ways but, Carr Throws Far. There was also a guy that used to post a lot in the baseball forum, but I can't remember his handle anymore.
  11. Semi-weekly reminder here: OU SUCKS.
  12. So let’s get a bunch of white people together and light a giant fire on MLK weekend. No one will think that’s odd. never change, aggy!
  13. Tennessee was the team. I was drunk off my ass and flying high for the first half of that game, the losing the MNC appearance possibility and then sitting for an hour and a half in the Cowboys parking lot trying to get out brought me all the way back to earth.
  14. Forgive me for not paying attention, but when did aggy switch their mascot from Shelty’s to rough collies?
  15. This is proof that the BOMC doesn’t exist. If it did, no way aggy would get preseason hype every fucking year. Those idiots get way more press than they should for continuous mediocre results, especially with the number of cupcakes they had to play to even attain consistent mediocrity.
  16. LOL "Texas is a really good football team." That's the opening. I can't get enough of these tears!
  17. Someone has to have gotten a screen cap of the couple times something good happened for them he had the sleeves pulled down and was gripping them in his big sweaty hands, made him look even more unkempt than just wearing that shirt. It was 4 sizes too big for the arms, but somehow 2 sizes too small for that gut. Yeah the one where we got flagged was on a play where our guy got his helmet ripped off by aggy. That was some bullshit. Also, I'm still waiting for someone to post the audio/video of Elko calling out how his lines got annihilated.
  18. I’m all for piling on aggy, but this guy is making a compelling argument.
  19. How about that garbage QB!
  20. He didn’t decide to move on, that was part of the problem.
  21. I love this for them, this ensures the future of BV at head coach at OU for at least another year or two, and I'm all for it!
  22. I will tell you when I got really really pissed at Mack, and I'm not sure I ever forgave him for this, when we got shut out by the sister fucking okies in 2004, with Vince Fucking Young on the team, breaking something like a 10 year streak of of us scoring in every game. And we had some shitty teams that somehow managed to make something happen every single game for the previous 8-10 years. It was also the second longest active scoring streak in the country, and I think BYU ended up getting shut out like 6 weeks later, which was the only streak longer than ours. Had we not completely shit the bed (again) against the Sooners, we'd have held that streak for 10 fucking years more before giving it up in 2014. Fuck that guy. I never trusted him after that game. And fuck him for being scared of winning a conference title or beating Bob Stoops. Y'all can remember all the good stuff you want to, but I can never forget that, or forget that every single first play from scrimmage to start the year and our hardest games was an unblocked bubble screen that was guaranteed to go nowhere. And yes, I was in the stadium for most of the Mackovic games, including 66-3, so this isn't some sort of spoiled attitude. Mackovic needed to be fired, and so did Mack. We probably waited too long on both of them before pulling the trigger. Also, @WelfareBuysMyWeed, we aren't in junior high, you don't have to go calling people queers. That's not cute or funny or original. Do better.
  23. Fucking A
  24. I'd won a contest and was throwing a football for a car at halftime of that game, so not only was I there, I was on the fucking sidelines with Tony Dorsett. It was fucking glorious even though I didn't win a car.
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